{"id":675,"date":"2010-12-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/06\/excel-twitter-20101206\/"},"modified":"2010-12-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101206","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/06\/excel-twitter-20101206\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101206"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/image3.png\" width=\"121\" height=\"121\" \/> Take your mom an Excel book, and get a sandwich. Sisters might not be as generous with the food.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear Excel, I&#8217;d love it if I could use an @ in the beginning of a cell. Thanks. <\/li>\n<li>Computer refuses to open 2 Excel spreadsheets at the same time. You don&#8217;t have a choice in this matter, I&#8217;m the boss in this relationship! <\/li>\n<li>even made myself a love xmas excel spready to keep track of gifts\/outgoings&#8230;what&#8217;s that i hear you say? oh right, well i&#8217;m not a loser.. <\/li>\n<li>ambitions are kind of pricey when you put them down on a Excel worksheet <\/li>\n<li>You know your job sucks when your co-workers tell u you&#8217;re overqualified for your job &amp; u just taught the CEO how to make a chart in excel!! <\/li>\n<li>Boss wants me to do Excel spreadsheet on product trending. In other news, I have stepped up my Lotto ticket purchases by 1000 percent. <\/li>\n<li>just did my sis whole excel worksheet hope she buyin me something to eat <\/li>\n<li>I have a better way of tracking the haiku. I keep it on a spreadsheet then I can run an alphabetize &amp; ck dupes. <\/li>\n<li>The husband is teaching the 15yo how to create a spreadsheet to track data for video game statistics. #geekbliss <\/li>\n<li>OMG. I&#8217;ve just found out what happens when you double click a pivot table. It has blown my mind! <\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re still using Excel 03, Save clears your Undo log. So, don&#8217;t delete 5 hrs worth of work, and hit Save instead of Save-As. #trollface <\/li>\n<li>Hint, it&#8217;s a big Excel worksheet with VLOOKUP: Computers, Cash and Controversy: How BCS Rules College Football <a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/gu6zqI\">http:\/\/j.mp\/gu6zqI<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Anna, is that a Christmas shopping spreadsheet? &quot;Why YES! People in yellow are people I have to ship to, people in blue are&#8230;&quot; Oh my. <\/li>\n<li>Stopped by ma&#8217;s house to drop off her excel book. In the time span of 10 minutes, I am full, and I now have a packed lunch. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel {array} formulas &#8211; hurts my head, &amp; probably not suitable for Saturday mornings&#8230; but very cool &amp; extremely handy! #getmygeekon #fb <\/li>\n<li>Been spending a lot of time with Excel for work. Rather than taking a break, decided to set up some spreadsheets of my own. #saturdaynight <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s your problem, Excel? Don&#8217;t want to make graphs? Too bad, I got stuff to do! Bad spreadsheet program, bad!! Now, smarten up. #insanity <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take your mom an Excel book, and get a sandwich. Sisters might not be as generous with the food. Dear Excel, I&#8217;d love it if I could use an @ in the beginning of a cell. Thanks. Computer refuses to open 2 Excel spreadsheets at the same time. You don&#8217;t have a choice in this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/06\/excel-twitter-20101206\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101206&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}