{"id":698,"date":"2010-12-17T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-17T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/17\/excel-twitter-20101217\/"},"modified":"2010-12-17T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-17T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101217","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/17\/excel-twitter-20101217\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101217"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/image13.png\" width=\"115\" height=\"125\" \/> Wow, that guy is lucky! We didn&#8217;t have calculators when I was in 7th grade. Well, at least not the kind that kids were able to lift, or carry in their pockets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I use Excel to concatenate geeky code streams. May I join your club? <\/li>\n<li>Did a rather complex Excel Pivot Table reading MySQL database. Not too bad. A little bit brilliant too. Feeling good. #work <\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables are a pain and I&#8217;ve only DABBLED with them at work. Yeah that was awesome &quot;We need this sheet with pivot table in 5.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll see your conditional formatting and raise you 4 pages of vlookups a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>that&#8217;s it, Excel. i&#8217;m bringing my TI-89 circa 7th grade to work from now on. <\/li>\n<li>Always model as if the guy who ends up maintaining your spreadsheet will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. <\/li>\n<li>Stupid, useless, never let&#8217;s you do what you want excel #ihateexcel <\/li>\n<li>The FSA fine is very embarrassing for Aegon. Wonky spreadsheet used from 1997 cost customers \u00a37m. Excel fail <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/3ajfzxq\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/3ajfzxq<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Excel just lost 3 days of work&#8230; I am on vacation in a day&#8230; do I cry now? #doingitalready #cantevenshootexcel #stupidprogram <\/li>\n<li>Working at a very small museum means u can blow everyone&#8217;s mind just by making a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>So I&#8217;m cleaning out my downloads folder and I come across an Excel spreadsheet with broccoli prices from 1950-today. #WTF <\/li>\n<li>never thought i would be doing work for my dad in #excel i hate it :\/ <\/li>\n<li>attempts to explain onion dip on laptop to her boss and throws back Excel pivot table* #partyprepfight <\/li>\n<li>Minor work panic has been sorted with a spreadsheet. I&#8217;ve now become one of &#8216;those people&#8217; that solves problems with Excel. #loser <\/li>\n<li>I knew it waas time for me to return to work when I found myself creating excel spreadsheets for presents&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Took 8 hours of Excel classes, and just did a months worth of work in 20 minutes. Awesome! <\/li>\n<li>I actually said out loud &quot;score&quot; after solving an Excel problem&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, that guy is lucky! We didn&#8217;t have calculators when I was in 7th grade. Well, at least not the kind that kids were able to lift, or carry in their pockets. I use Excel to concatenate geeky code streams. May I join your club? Did a rather complex Excel Pivot Table reading MySQL database. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/17\/excel-twitter-20101217\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101217&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}