{"id":706,"date":"2010-12-22T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T05:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/22\/excel-twitter-20101222\/"},"modified":"2010-12-22T00:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-22T05:03:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/22\/excel-twitter-20101222\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101222"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/image17.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"111\" \/> A dog, a dork or a hammer &#8212; only one of these can plan your Christmas dinner, trim the tree, and calculate builder payments &#8212; all in Excel.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When all you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail. When what you have is Excel, every answer is a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Just finished planning Xmas dinner in Excel. I have an oven temp graph, expense summary in a pivot table and a meal prep flow chart. <\/li>\n<li>Going to attempt to learn how to write macros for #Excel using Visual Basic tonight. Not sure how it is going to go. Any advice? <\/li>\n<li>all i want to do is send this spreadsheet to my mom but every time i open excel it crashes. #ihavetheworstluck <\/li>\n<li>yay! successfully created gender demographic chart by my own using excel !! tried searching from office tutorial, there&#8217;s none! #officefail <\/li>\n<li>There is an actual bug inside my computer screen, I can see it wandering around on my spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>If the dog or cats could work Excel, you wouldn&#8217;t need to be working, you&#8217;d just put them on TV! <\/li>\n<li>who says excel isn&#8217;t fun?! RT @contextures: Trim the Christmas tree with #Excel scroll bar (no macros) <a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/zazDa\">http:\/\/goo.gl\/zazDa<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Obligatory airport scene: Man in a suit working on an Excel spreadsheet in a Thinkpad. <\/li>\n<li>Also, my dad is a dork. He has tracked all of his workouts over the last 7 years on an Excel spreadsheet apparently. <\/li>\n<li>There are times that I love the little things in Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Wrapping up Christmas gifts and doing an Excel spreadsheet to highlight the costs per person. God, I love a good spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I refuse to do manually what I can automate. #excel <\/li>\n<li>doing a spreadsheet of builder payments at 6am. the things we&#8217;ll find ourselves doing when we&#8217;ve been awake since 4am. :S <\/li>\n<li>Another work pet peeve: just cause I fix your computer doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;m your personal assistant with Excel related tasks. Easy ones at that. <\/li>\n<li>I abhor this noddy Excel work with a passion. <\/li>\n<li>You two make me want to barf with your love for #excel <\/li>\n<li>So Excel can be pretty awesome. Falling in love with pivotTable. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Christmas Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Christmas-Planner.html\">Excel Christmas Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dog, a dork or a hammer &#8212; only one of these can plan your Christmas dinner, trim the tree, and calculate builder payments &#8212; all in Excel. When all you have is a hammer, every problem is a nail. When what you have is Excel, every answer is a pivot table. Just finished planning &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/22\/excel-twitter-20101222\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101222&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}