{"id":72,"date":"2008-11-22T20:57:32","date_gmt":"2008-11-23T00:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=72"},"modified":"2009-09-07T20:58:02","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T00:58:02","slug":"excel-twitters-20081122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/11\/22\/excel-twitters-20081122\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20081122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Answer<\/strong>: Dresses, molasses, puppies and beer. <strong>Question<\/strong>: What does Excel make us think of?<\/p>\n<p>And I can relate to that &#8220;You cannot quit Microsoft Excel&#8221; error, since I got it this week too, while using Excel over a Citrix server. The only way you can quit Excel is to disconnect from the server, wait 30 minutes, then log back in. Fun!<\/p>\n<h3>Is That a Feature?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Wondering where the day (and an Excel file I have now saved three count em three times) got to.<\/li>\n<li>Error message: &#8220;You cannot quit Microsoft Excel&#8221;. Microsoft Excel: I wish I could quit you.<\/li>\n<li>the first time I open any txt file in excel it crashes excel. works like a charm the 2nd time. Is that a feature?<\/li>\n<li>Excel just informed me that there&#8217;s &#8220;Not enough memory.&#8221; Guess they haven&#8217;t heard of that virtual kind.<\/li>\n<li>Excel has crashed two more times, &amp; now my office light is flickering. Apparently, the poltergeist feels it&#8217;s time for me to go home.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Miscommunication<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>is wondering when Excel graphs became such an excellent tool of (mis)communication<\/li>\n<li>just wasted a ton of time trying to figure out how to plot a measly graph in excel -_-&#8216;<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. This year&#8217;s raw data + my custom charts &amp; graphs = awesomeness.<\/li>\n<li>I just made a chart in excel that looks like something from a spyrograph. I didn&#8217;t know that was even possible.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel Is For Girls<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>i feel so smart&#8230;i figured out my excel project! I&#8217;m rewarding myself with a new dress to wear out tonight \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>Sharon says a pivot table will solve my problems. Wondering if she just means Excel or if it will fix 401k balance &amp; the leaking faucet too?<\/li>\n<li>My husband excel&#8217;d my makeup and beauty products. The spreadsheet doesn&#8217;t lie&#8230;being a girl is expensive!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel For Mac<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>can&#8217;t use this aggregate planning solver on his Macbook. Next version of Excel for Mac rumored to include VBA support&#8230; NEED IT NOW!!<\/li>\n<li>Got 90% through my investments project only to discover Excel 2008 doesn&#8217;t come with Solver&#8230; I&#8217;m screwed if I can&#8217;t find an alternative<\/li>\n<li>Excel for Mac = molasses<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Yes, It Can Be Done<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Plotting a suspense novel with an Excel spreadsheet &#8211; yes, it can be done!<\/li>\n<li>obsessively planning thanksgiving via excel spreadsheet. thinking of live-twittering my kitchen adventures!<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t send a PDF of your financial model. It\u2019ll only make the investor wonder why you don\u2019t want to share the working excel version&#8217;<\/li>\n<li><span id=\"msgtxt1017143558\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.trossenrobotics.com\/lynxmotion-phoenix-hexapod.aspx\">Hobbyist robot system<\/a> requires a serial port. Its software is written\u00a0 in Excel. It costs $1,000.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>In an Excel Mood<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I love twittering. How is everyone today. Not in a creative fun mood &#8211; in an Excel spreadsheet mood.<\/li>\n<li>how do you start your day? i start mine with a cup of coffee and some thrash\/metal\/screaming\/puppies\/excel<\/li>\n<li>Every time you start a new Excel document somewhere a fairy dies. Or maybe that&#8217;s just me.<\/li>\n<li><span id=\"msgtxt1017232032\">Playing Battleship on Excel spreadsheets. So. bored.<\/span><\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;ve only just found the ROUNDDOWN function on excel. Call myself an accountant?<\/li>\n<li>I couldn&#8217;t love Excel 2007 more if it were made of beer<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Answer: Dresses, molasses, puppies and beer. Question: What does Excel make us think of? And I can relate to that &#8220;You cannot quit Microsoft Excel&#8221; error, since I got it this week too, while using Excel over a Citrix server. The only way you can quit Excel is to disconnect from the server, wait 30 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/11\/22\/excel-twitters-20081122\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20081122&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}