{"id":724,"date":"2010-12-30T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-30T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/30\/excel-twitter-20101230\/"},"modified":"2010-12-30T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-30T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20101230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/30\/excel-twitter-20101230\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20101230"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/image25.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"97\" \/> A day in Excel leads to screaming, craps, glitter and forehead smacks. And you think that your family is odd!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s as if someone looked at the excel spreadsheet and said, &quot;If only I had just one more color to get my point across&#8230;&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I need to figure out some way to embed a forehead smack in an Excel spreadsheet. It would come in *real handy* for this heuristic review. <\/li>\n<li>Filling out an Excel questionnaire with 8 million workbook tabs each requesting a tiny bit of information. WTF question people? #stabby <\/li>\n<li>*screaming* I hate excel! Ok I&#8217;m done back to work. <\/li>\n<li>MS #Excel 2007&#8217;s Format as Table feature make me feel so productive and classy when I&#8217;m making reports. Woot. #workmode <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to start using &#8216;dreadsheet&#8217; to explain every excel spreadsheet I have to deal with in work. I hate excel. <\/li>\n<li>I use excel, the problem I find is that I forget to update it and then I get confused! <\/li>\n<li>turns out statistical analysis with #excel isn&#8217;t that bad after all&#8230;when your #data is #flawed anyway. #HappyGoLucky <\/li>\n<li>I cannot fathom how MS keeps making Excel charts worse with each new version. I expect crayons &amp; glitter next. <\/li>\n<li>Just published an article that includes VBA code implementing Craps in Excel. Not to worry &#8211; no mention of &quot;craps.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Dear boss&#8217;s boss: if you want me to crunch numbers, i need them in excel, not pdf. <\/li>\n<li>Have been working on stupid stats for my dad all day! Takes 1\/2 an hour to do one days worth, I have two months worth to put into excel! FML <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been staring @ this blank excel spreadsheet titled &quot;budget&quot; for @ least 30 minutes now&#8230; *le sigh* <\/li>\n<li>Holy cats I actually got #excel to work on the first try! This is an accomplishment of monumental proportions for me. #warrior #awesome <\/li>\n<li>Careful lying about Excel. I got caught in that once. They gave me a test. Stupid pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>My family is odd: where else would you need to create and present a PowerPoint or Excel spreadsheet to prove your point in an argument? <\/li>\n<li>Wow, I just installed a program on my iPad that was just too ugly to use. A spreadsheet should not feel like Tron. <\/li>\n<li>My excel worksheet ain&#8217;t making any sense to me LOL. <\/li>\n<li>Officer I was not texting! Working on an Excel spreadsheet! Honest! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlExcelTable01.html\">Excel Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A day in Excel leads to screaming, craps, glitter and forehead smacks. And you think that your family is odd! It&#8217;s as if someone looked at the excel spreadsheet and said, &quot;If only I had just one more color to get my point across&#8230;&quot; I need to figure out some way to embed a forehead &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/12\/30\/excel-twitter-20101230\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20101230&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}