{"id":734,"date":"2011-01-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/05\/excel-twitter-20110105\/"},"modified":"2011-01-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-05T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/05\/excel-twitter-20110105\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/image2.png\" width=\"97\" height=\"111\" \/> The year in Excel is off to a good start, with sex, sword fights and dragon slaying. Those experiencing heart attacks and stolen stuff are probably using obsolete technology. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>One group of people who freak me out? People who LOVE excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>spreadsheet != table, there is a lot more to a spreadsheet other than visual styling. <\/li>\n<li>oh no my dear- I love excel &amp; could not survive without it. But I have the new one &amp; it seems one needs to be trained for it- <\/li>\n<li>omg&#8230;.i think im going to have a heart attack. somehow my excel spreadsheet got messed up <\/li>\n<li>So&#8230; Excel decides to quit unexpectedly and then make the file unreadable. Great, I&#8217;ve just lost a weeks work. <\/li>\n<li>2011 Work Day 1. Definition of eternity: waiting for excel to process a 26MB file linked to a 93MB file&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Btw I AM clever. Just not with numbers. I&#8217;m really stupid with numbers. But good enough with Excel to compensate for the dyscalculia. <\/li>\n<li>Thinking of keeping a log for every time I have sex. Does anybody know if an Excel spreadsheet can handle 12 rows of data? <\/li>\n<li>I love veg-related Excel spreadsheets almost as much as veg plot plans on PowerPoint. #allotment <\/li>\n<li>Finally called the cops to report all my stolen stuff. The old guy was pretty impressed with my Excel spreadsheet that auto-summed the cost. <\/li>\n<li>Analyzing Excel spreadsheets, back to work after vacation. Been thinking about this one all break. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Firing up Excel to complete a form at work. This feeling- I felt it with Lotus 1-2-3 and COBOL- I&#8217;m working in an obsolete technology! <\/li>\n<li>My 18page excel spreadsheet of income by city for 2010 is complete and it is so hot! #hotspreadsheet #excelmastermind <\/li>\n<li>Ah, and work re-begins. Seriously&#8230; 9 days no laptop, no excel, no ppt. Used a PC once for no more than thirty minutes. Fired up for 11! <\/li>\n<li>Today I have successfully slayed the Pivot Table dragon. Excel I OWN YOU!! #fb <\/li>\n<li>Staring at a blank Excel document, feeling kinda stupid, singing, &quot;ooooooh Exceeeel, how do I use thee!&quot; #windows7 <\/li>\n<li>We had this same same argument last year &quot;Excel&quot; this year you will kneel before me in submission *sword swishing sounds* !!! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel SUM Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions01.html\">Excel SUM Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The year in Excel is off to a good start, with sex, sword fights and dragon slaying. Those experiencing heart attacks and stolen stuff are probably using obsolete technology. One group of people who freak me out? People who LOVE excel spreadsheets. spreadsheet != table, there is a lot more to a spreadsheet other than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/05\/excel-twitter-20110105\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110105&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}