{"id":738,"date":"2011-01-07T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20110107\/"},"modified":"2011-01-07T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20110107\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110107"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/image4.png\" width=\"141\" height=\"136\" \/> If your only conversations are with Excel&#8217;s Text-to-Speech feature, it might be time to get out of your cubicle. You could take an educational psychology class, or ask a co-worker to sort one of your Excel sheets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Trying to create a pivot table in Excel. Because I am twelve, &quot;pivot table&quot; seems mildly smutty and makes me giggle. <\/li>\n<li>Spent yesterday rewriting VBA code Excel forms because we &quot;upgraded&quot; from 2003 to 2010. Wish MS would make things backward compatible! <\/li>\n<li>Mac Excel autofilter stops searchng a txt strng after 255 chrcters, Found out the hard way. Workaround: contextures.com\/xlautofilter02.html <\/li>\n<li>My educational psychology professor put the course schedule in Excel. I think I&#8217;m in love!!! <\/li>\n<li>My mission for today: learn how to use Pivot tables in Excel. Never needed them before but I feel it&#8217;s something I should know! <\/li>\n<li>Just spent the morning rebuilding a spreadsheet that had over 20 redundant pivot tables. #excel #nerd <\/li>\n<li>C&#8217;mon Excel. I&#8217;ll be your best friend if you stop crashing on me today. It&#8217;s not THAT much to pivot. <\/li>\n<li>#Microsoft #Excel keeps reverting formula calculations back to manual despite keep changing to automatic. Any ideas? #help Thanks! <\/li>\n<li>I have discovered a new form of punishment: having to search through 2800-line Excel documents to find one little zip code. <\/li>\n<li>Is there a way download all of my tweets onto a spreadsheet? I&#8217;d like a way to scrapbook the time I was funny; before I turn into my mother. <\/li>\n<li>#question what is the most advanced #math #problem you have #solved in #excel? <\/li>\n<li>asked a co-worker a re-sort of an Excel spreadsheet, this is what he got back <a href=\"http:\/\/imgur.com\/Muxv3\">http:\/\/imgur.com\/Muxv3<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I love these office know it alls &#8230;who don&#8217;t even know what version of Excel is on their CPU. Bahahaha #peabrain <\/li>\n<li>Yes, I am the geek who made a chart in Excel to keep track of my corrugated rib color changes. <\/li>\n<li>I have a spreadsheet that works out how many weeks I&#8217;ve been alive. This week is week number 2011. <\/li>\n<li>My boss doesn&#8217;t know how to use simple excel&#8230;and asks me for help on the easiest things. #headache <\/li>\n<li>Somebody left the zoom on this Excel spreadsheet very high. Everything is HUGE! Someone on my team must be getting poor eyesight. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I love the Excel Text-To-Speech function because sometimes it\u2019s nice having someone to talk to when I\u2019m hiding from the world. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your only conversations are with Excel&#8217;s Text-to-Speech feature, it might be time to get out of your cubicle. You could take an educational psychology class, or ask a co-worker to sort one of your Excel sheets. Trying to create a pivot table in Excel. Because I am twelve, &quot;pivot table&quot; seems mildly smutty and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/07\/excel-twitter-20110107\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110107&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}