{"id":750,"date":"2011-01-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/14\/excel-twitter-20110114\/"},"modified":"2011-01-14T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-14T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110114","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/14\/excel-twitter-20110114\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110114"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/image10.png\" width=\"135\" height=\"101\" \/> Thanks to the Excel 25th birthday celebrations, people are sharing their Excel memories. Meanwhile, back in the office, overworked hands are turning into claws &#8212; there must be some medication for that!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>#Excel has text styles named &quot;Normal&quot;, &quot;Good&quot;, &quot;Bad&quot;, and &quot;Neutral&quot; but no &quot;Freakalicious&quot;. Stupid #Microsoft. <\/li>\n<li>OH: &#8216;why can&#8217;t I just have an excel spreadsheet with check boxes that publishes stuff to the web sites I select?&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>Hand has turned into claw from gripping mouse so hard for so long. Also resembling that crosseyed possum. #excel <\/li>\n<li>@Mircosoft I remember that one time,I was up all night making excel charts for that class that I eventually got a C in.So Fun! <\/li>\n<li>7th grade, new kid says he can help everyone with their spreadsheet projects, the teacher asks him to open up excel and he cant, true <\/li>\n<li>having fun with excel pivot tables to assess quite how many cataloguing years are needed&#8230; #archives <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 12 work hours straight doing the same mind numbing task. I probably have about 2 hours to go. Luckily, Excel grid lines calm me. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m hoping that listening to the Tron Legacy soundtrack will make this excel spreadsheet as exciting as THE GRID. Zero disc battles so far. <\/li>\n<li>you know life is dulling out when one of your accomplishments is an awesome looking excel spreadsheet. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Reasons to Hate Excel #43: Each workbook appears as a separate instance on the taskbar but all open in the same window. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is celebrating being 25 years old. My first spreadsheet apps from CoCo2\/C64\/Amiga are even older. I feel old now. #feelingold <\/li>\n<li>Email from Microsoft encourages me to share my &quot;favorite Excel Memory&quot;. Uh, it&#8217;s a spreadsheet, not a dead family member. <\/li>\n<li>idk how people can look at an excel spreadsheet for an 8 hour day. #imjustsayin <\/li>\n<li>I love my new excel spreadsheet that tracks our grocery spending!! <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes (like right now) i sit at work and wonder how i went from almost alcoholic rapper to a father who works on excel all day <\/li>\n<li>Making charts in excel for my aunt and grandmother to chart all the medications\/doses they take. <\/li>\n<li>Was hoping to live my whole life without learning what a pivot table is. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to the Excel 25th birthday celebrations, people are sharing their Excel memories. Meanwhile, back in the office, overworked hands are turning into claws &#8212; there must be some medication for that! #Excel has text styles named &quot;Normal&quot;, &quot;Good&quot;, &quot;Bad&quot;, and &quot;Neutral&quot; but no &quot;Freakalicious&quot;. Stupid #Microsoft. OH: &#8216;why can&#8217;t I just have an excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/14\/excel-twitter-20110114\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110114&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}