{"id":752,"date":"2011-01-15T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/15\/excel-twitter-20110115\/"},"modified":"2011-01-15T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T17:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/15\/excel-twitter-20110115\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110115"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/a><a title=\"Pulp Fiction\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1558908242?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1558908242\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"pulpfiction\" border=\"0\" alt=\"pulpfiction\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/pulpfiction.jpg\" width=\"158\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a> Chuck Norris, Vincent Vega, or Macallan scotch &#8212; which one helps you conquer Excel, and its powerful pivot tables?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I once taught Chuck Norris how to use vlookup. <\/li>\n<li>The PIVOT TABLE! I thought you were a cruel Enemy but now I have a best friend!!! PS I hate you Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Just finished drawing four pie charts by hand. I must be stuck in the dark ages. I just hate the graphs\/pie charts in Excel. D: <\/li>\n<li>Entering names into Excel during a project at work, I came across the name &quot;Vincent Vega.&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>My boss just &quot;paid&quot; me a bottle of Macallan Cask Strength scotch for 80 min of Excel work for her thesis. I have the BEST. BOSS. EVER. <\/li>\n<li>My Excel pivot skills are getting rusty&#8230;Crap..I used to do reports and charts with ease.. Damn this 2010 Excel version. <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t you just love those moments when you feel like a complete Goober? Thank you Excel! <\/li>\n<li>the more I work in Excel, the less optional my glasses become. <\/li>\n<li>Taking an advanced reporting class and i&#8217;m the only student who knows what a pivot table is. Thanks, #ccp11! <\/li>\n<li>Listening to @Warcraft soundtracks while working in Excel. The formula in B29 on worksheet 2 was particularly heroic. <\/li>\n<li>As someone who has accidentally switched numbers in Excel charts before in my life, I feel for you. <\/li>\n<li>Up at midnight looking at Excel spreadsheets and building out projections&#8230;LIKE A BOSS. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel too! Not so hot on pivot tables but big fan of VLOOKUP <\/li>\n<li>Happy 25th anniversary Excel. I know we have a love\/hate relationship; Your headache:solution ratio keeps me going strong <\/li>\n<li>25 years and I still don&#8217;t know what a pivot table is! That deserves some bubbly. <\/li>\n<li>People doing Excel sheets when commuting back home from work with an anxious face? Man, that sucks #fb <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a bad sign when you spend more time creating the spreadsheet to record the exam marks, than marking the exam papers themselves. <\/li>\n<li>Budget time at work. I have never seen so many numbers!! My daughter even bought me a mug saying &quot;I love Excel spreadsheets&quot; Sad! <\/li>\n<li>Just turned in a Excel Spreadsheet that looks like my kid did it. Well, I do give her food and stuff. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck Norris, Vincent Vega, or Macallan scotch &#8212; which one helps you conquer Excel, and its powerful pivot tables? I once taught Chuck Norris how to use vlookup. The PIVOT TABLE! I thought you were a cruel Enemy but now I have a best friend!!! PS I hate you Excel&#8230; Just finished drawing four pie &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/15\/excel-twitter-20110115\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110115&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}