{"id":760,"date":"2011-01-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/20\/excel-twitter-20110120\/"},"modified":"2011-01-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110120","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/20\/excel-twitter-20110120\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110120"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Excel Analyst&#39;s Guide to Access\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0470567015?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0470567015\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"ExcelAnalyst\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ExcelAnalyst\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/ExcelAnalyst.png\" width=\"188\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a> If you don&#8217;t know the difference between a pivot table and an Excel table, just read the article. Don&#8217;t let your frustration lead to regrettable acts, like cheating on Excel, or insulting your co-workers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wish I was an Excel genius. I could open a file and do some work then. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know if my coworkers are just stupid, or ignorant, listening to them talking about how hard it is to use excel <\/li>\n<li>Diving into Mike Alexander&#8217;s, &quot;<a title=\"The Excel Analyst&#39;s Guide to Access\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0470567015?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0470567015\">The Excel Analyst&#8217;s Guide to Access<\/a>.&quot; Because life&#8217;s too short to spend in Spreadsheet Hell. <\/li>\n<li>Doing some tutorials on Excel at work. I must be a complete geek as some of the things I am learning are just super cool! <\/li>\n<li>David Gainer: &quot;Excel table or PivotTable?&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aIDX5C\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/aIDX5C<\/a> #Excel #MSOffice, #OfficeZealot <\/li>\n<li>everytime i see my boss comming i have toopen up the excel and type some rubbish numbers and words n stare at receipts hahah <\/li>\n<li>Found out &quot;I don&#8217;t get excel&quot; person is on twitter. How do you &quot;get&quot; twitter &amp; NOT excel! I mean I love twitter, but come on, it&#8217;s no excel! <\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t feel the earthquake as I was doing earth shattering work on a sad excel sheet :-I <\/li>\n<li>i have no work to do. copied a sudoku onto an excel spreadsheet to make it look like im busy documenting something&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t sleep because I&#8217;m trying to solve work issues in my head. This has got to be a curse. Excel macros at midnight? <\/li>\n<li>I think I cheated &#8211; did it a roundabout way &#8211; but it works &amp; with minimal VBA code \ud83d\ude42 #Excel <\/li>\n<li>today I am coloring spreadsheet blocks according to cell plating numbers#youknowyouwanttobeme <\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/3raey0\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/3raey0<\/a> Mind blowing #excel formula, had to drop it for a #vba function as ppl were poppin seizures modifying it. #design <\/li>\n<li>Today is the day I am actually going to freak out about this #PivotTable. There, I said it out loud. #excel #help <\/li>\n<li>Is 16,020 rows in Excel too much data? Am sooo glad My VB code works to rearrange it for my stats software! <\/li>\n<li>Yeah, but creating charts in Excel reaches Puppy-kicking levels of frustration. <\/li>\n<li>Oi! Hello twitter- sorry for ignoring u the last few day, I may have been cheat on u with an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>stupid excel. why can&#8217;t you process my 150,000 cells of data in under 5 seconds. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t know the difference between a pivot table and an Excel table, just read the article. Don&#8217;t let your frustration lead to regrettable acts, like cheating on Excel, or insulting your co-workers. Wish I was an Excel genius. I could open a file and do some work then. 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