{"id":764,"date":"2011-01-22T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-22T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/22\/excel-twitter-20110122\/"},"modified":"2011-01-22T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/22\/excel-twitter-20110122\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"ASUS Slate\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004HKIIFI?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B004HKIIFI\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"asus_slate\" border=\"0\" alt=\"asus_slate\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/asus_slate.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"191\" \/><\/a> That tweeter is crazy! The new <a title=\"ASUS Slate\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004HKIIFI?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B004HKIIFI\">ASUS Slate<\/a> looks awesome, <em>especially<\/em> when you see Excel on it. It might be tempting, if I had an extra bag of money lying around the office.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>All in all we&#8217;re just another part of a cell in an excel spreadsheet wall <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent my entire morning making a ridiculous Excel spreadsheet that when I implement it at work I may get promoted to be the CEO. <\/li>\n<li>Sorry @windows. But showing off the awesome of some Asus slate by demoing #EXCEL is NOT sexy so stop it! <a href=\"http:\/\/cot.ag\/dT2rn0\">http:\/\/cot.ag\/dT2rn0<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>There is nothing more frustrating than sifting through a disorganized and poorly formatted spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I heart EXCEL&#8230;. the rows, the columns, the formulas&#8230;.send me your spreadsheets! It&#8217;s like heaven <\/li>\n<li>when the spreadsheet cells start to blend together it&#8217;s time for bed #excel <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t get why in Excel pivot tables are listed under &quot;Insert&quot; and not &quot;Data&quot;. I can never find things with the ribbon in the new version. <\/li>\n<li>Nothing holds more possibility than a blank Excel spreadsheet. #iloveexcel <\/li>\n<li>A matchless (tehe) overview of the MATCH function <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/i4eOAy\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/i4eOAy<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I love how my pipe design professor says he is an excel wiz and our class just found 4 mistakes in his spreadsheet&#8230;. how much am I paying? <\/li>\n<li>Who loves #Excel 2010? Raise your hands!!! <\/li>\n<li>who wants to come over and do this excel spreadsheet for me #kidding #kinda #notreally <\/li>\n<li>Reason #89542 I am an ubergeek: I just became ridiculously excited over finding the excel macro vba code I have searched for months for!! <\/li>\n<li>on a Mac? I swear M$ makes excel suck on a Mac just to make Apple look bad. Heard so many times &quot;it works on my PC!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>My coworker just created a new word: &quot;Excel-stupid&quot;. Describing the state after endless hours of typing stupid scores into Excel files <\/li>\n<li>Epic fight trying to print an excel spreadsheet so it was not on 10 different pages. Way too hard for my Friday afternoon. <\/li>\n<li>Me: Dear Pivot Table, can you deal with almost a million rows of data?Pivot Table: umm&#8230;cough&#8230;sure&#8230;brb <\/li>\n<li>Just had the worlds strongest black coffee in preparation for staring at a spreadsheet for 4 hours. Bring it on Excel! <\/li>\n<li>My boss should be banned from creating charts with excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That tweeter is crazy! The new ASUS Slate looks awesome, especially when you see Excel on it. It might be tempting, if I had an extra bag of money lying around the office. All in all we&#8217;re just another part of a cell in an excel spreadsheet wall I&#8217;ve spent my entire morning making a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/22\/excel-twitter-20110122\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110122&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}