{"id":766,"date":"2011-01-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-24T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/24\/excel-twitter-20110124\/"},"modified":"2011-01-24T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110124","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/24\/excel-twitter-20110124\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110124"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 5px 5px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/image15.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"109\" \/> Remember kids &#8212; don&#8217;t talk to strangers, even if they offer you a tempting Excel form. And don&#8217;t overdo the pivot tables &#8212; that could fry your brain, or cause double rainbow meltdowns. It&#8217;s a scary world!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You should give it a shot. I don&#8217;t use Excel for anything complicated, just to placate my OCD mainly \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>My sister and I are both doing projects now. She gets to draw &amp; paint while I need to stare at the stupid excel :&lt; Unfair!!!! <\/li>\n<li>Last night I made an Excel form for a total stranger just because it was fun to do. I also teach Excel at work. I &lt;3 Excel \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Maybe I&#8217;m sleep deprived, but its like Ozzy *understands* my grief with this spreadsheet. Ozzy was it a pivot table that fried your brain? <\/li>\n<li>Finally insisted on getting excel 2007 at work. Love it. I&#8217;ve been &#8216;Ooohing and aaaahing&#8217; all day. You can sort by colour FFS! #witchcraft <\/li>\n<li>Man sitting next to me is doing his betting spreadsheet&#8230; it is giving me a number head ache&#8230; no wonder he has crossed eyes <\/li>\n<li>can&#8217;t think of a single spreadsheet related song but #spreadsheetSongs is worth a try. Have you got last.fm ? <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m on a roll today. It&#8217;s not even 9am and I&#8217;ve cracked the problem with my excel macro. Tea n toast time now. #relief <\/li>\n<li>Creating an Excel Spreadsheet is probably the hardest thing I have ever done in my entire life!!! <\/li>\n<li>I just took 3 separate lists, PIvot tabled them and VLooked them up all by myself! Sweet satisfaction. #excel <\/li>\n<li>This is going to be an epic excel formula. If i can get it to work <\/li>\n<li>Using square foot #gardening design to teach hubby how to use #Excel. Hi-tech meets #organic. <\/li>\n<li>Thank God 4 autosave in excel. Accidentally unplugged my computer tryna plug in my phone charger. That would&#8217;ve been an hour&#8217;s work lost. <\/li>\n<li>someone (not a designer) made an excel chart and put it in a slide. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sorry, I love data, but watching someone work in Excel is absolutely torturous. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m actually figuring out Excel, or if I&#8217;m just flailing about like a lunatic trying to make charts. <\/li>\n<li>I wish I knew more about Excel. Then I could make Pivot Tables and Macros other people&#8217;s Double Rainbow&#8230;ahh Double Rainbow #imnotstoned <\/li>\n<li>i have to master Excel in the next 48 hours. Any good links for that? <\/li>\n<li>In post-spreadsheet incoherence state. Expecting odd dreams tonight. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember kids &#8212; don&#8217;t talk to strangers, even if they offer you a tempting Excel form. And don&#8217;t overdo the pivot tables &#8212; that could fry your brain, or cause double rainbow meltdowns. It&#8217;s a scary world! You should give it a shot. I don&#8217;t use Excel for anything complicated, just to placate my OCD &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/24\/excel-twitter-20110124\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110124&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}