{"id":770,"date":"2011-01-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20110126\/"},"modified":"2011-01-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110126","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20110126\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110126"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"keep calm and carry on mug\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B003CHBLLK?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B003CHBLLK\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"keepcalmandcarryonmug\" border=\"0\" alt=\"keepcalmandcarryonmug\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/keepcalmandcarryonmug.jpg\" width=\"131\" height=\"118\" \/><\/a> No matter how bad things get in Excel, remember to keep calm and carry on. Maybe some club music, or a few minutes in the freezing outdoors, would relax you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Made a lot of stupid Excel mistakes last night&#8230; They were all blindingly obvious after a full nights sleep. Damn it! <\/li>\n<li>Excel just crashed. Lost my whole days work (yes I know I should save it periodically but I didnt). Fed up now. <\/li>\n<li>Just made a pretty impressive pivot table. Now sitting for a while feeling terribly smug. <\/li>\n<li>My excel spreadsheet looks EXACTLY like the picture in the instructions. <\/li>\n<li>It sounds like someone in a nearby cubicle decided to bring a rave to work. Who listens to club music while making excel spreadsheets? <\/li>\n<li>i&#8217;ve learned if you have an open excel spreadsheet with numbers on it, everyone thinks you&#8217;re working, even if you&#8217;re not. <\/li>\n<li>using an excel spreadsheet for the first time in 6 years #unskilledgraduate <\/li>\n<li>i love google for random excel questions&#8230; never knew about that &quot;text to column&quot; function before and it just saved me 2hrs of manual work. <\/li>\n<li>The SERIES function for chart data is more flexible. than I suspected. Fun to tinker with it this way. #excel #Walkenbach #charts <\/li>\n<li>excel makes work so hard when I can&#8217;t open the file. I&#8217;ll just do something outside in the 30 degree weather instead. <\/li>\n<li>It breaks my heart when my pretty presentations are desecrated with Excel charts and graphs. Waaaah! <\/li>\n<li>I have put so many V and H lookups in this workbook, I am no longer sure what is being looked up from where. #Excel #SelfFAIL <\/li>\n<li>Does anyone kno how to work excel? I can&#8217;t seem to stop the words in typing from going into other cells. <\/li>\n<li>I really do love starting the day with a well-done Excel chart. #excelninja <\/li>\n<li>Dear MS Excel. When I tell you to quit &amp; you have issues, just quit already. Don&#8217;t search for a solution to the problem &amp; prolong the agony. <\/li>\n<li>Day in the life of an excel spreadsheet: Get woken up. Bore people. Annoy people. Mess up a few formats. Get screamed at. Go back to sleep. <\/li>\n<li>I realise I CAN cope with Excel forms if I colour code as well. Thus it becomes &quot;colouring-in time&#8217; and not &#8216;maths&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>Struggling with Excel spreadsheet with one eye on my Keep Calm and Carry On poster. Must follow that advice b4 laptop ends up in garden&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter how bad things get in Excel, remember to keep calm and carry on. Maybe some club music, or a few minutes in the freezing outdoors, would relax you. Made a lot of stupid Excel mistakes last night&#8230; They were all blindingly obvious after a full nights sleep. Damn it! Excel just crashed. Lost &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/26\/excel-twitter-20110126\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110126&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}