{"id":774,"date":"2011-01-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-28T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/28\/excel-twitter-20110128\/"},"modified":"2011-01-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-28T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110128","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/28\/excel-twitter-20110128\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110128"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/image17.png\" width=\"122\" height=\"163\" \/> Working with Excel can be dangerous. You could die, or fall off your chair, or have your tweets taken over by a robot. The temperature fluctuates wildly too, due to freeze panes and living hell. Be careful out there!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the fact that you knew about Excel Pivot tables immediately disqualifies you from calling yourself a techie. <\/li>\n<li>Today I had a meeting to plan an Excel spreadsheet. I thought I&#8217;d died and gone to heaven. <\/li>\n<li>Please ignore my last tweet on #Excel. It wasn&#8217;t tweeted by me, it was tweeted by an Excel spreadsheet on my machine. Damn bots. <\/li>\n<li>Guy on FB: &quot;Just discovered pivot tables in Excel. MS office rocks.&quot; #Facepalm <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 30 mins over dinner discussing difference in mathematical elegance of DSUM to SUMIFS (Excel) #fml #killmenow #middleclass #VAT <\/li>\n<li>#busyseason is when an accountant experiences how one can both love and hate Excel <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t leave work because I&#8217;m too excited about this chart I&#8217;m making and the discovery of how to make drop down lists in excel <\/li>\n<li>excel sheets &amp; champagne&#8230; Mines excel sheets and red wine&#8230; Champagne when there&#8217;s multiple worksheets! Love it <\/li>\n<li>huh my maths teacher gave me a lot of sweets bcoz I made stupid excel table fo her LOL <\/li>\n<li>hates working with 1-\u221e relationships on a flat spreadsheet. #objectsrule <\/li>\n<li>My life needs to not be a living spreadsheet hell this time of year. lol. For realz. Need solutions. <\/li>\n<li>So I finally figured out how to \u201cfreeze panes\u201d successfully in an excel spreadsheet. I don\u2019t like how I learned it, since I had to read. <\/li>\n<li>Being praised by the MD in front of the powers that be &amp; the boss who has a love-hate relationship with my excel &amp; slides: priceless <\/li>\n<li>6 hour Excel teaching dash in full swing. The students are excited about learning charts at 8.30 in the morning \ud83d\ude09 #ITMC <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel&#8230;.anyone know of a support group? <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel, it makes my life ordered and structured and neat. I woud be lost without it! <\/li>\n<li>Ooh. I made a pivot table. With a little arsing about when it wouldn&#8217;t group things. #excel #occasionallynifty #mostlyannoying <\/li>\n<li>OH: &quot;The pie chart was so colorful I wanted to put on some pink floyd &amp; ask the mad hatter when he expected the rabbit to return.&quot; #measure <\/li>\n<li>you have no worries! I caught an MBA grad w MS excel worksheet &amp; he didn&#8217;t use any formulas he just input totals. i fell off chair <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Working with Excel can be dangerous. You could die, or fall off your chair, or have your tweets taken over by a robot. The temperature fluctuates wildly too, due to freeze panes and living hell. Be careful out there! the fact that you knew about Excel Pivot tables immediately disqualifies you from calling yourself a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/28\/excel-twitter-20110128\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110128&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}