{"id":776,"date":"2011-01-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-29T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/29\/excel-twitter-20110129\/"},"modified":"2011-01-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-29T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/29\/excel-twitter-20110129\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110129"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"glow in the dark skeletons\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0679856463?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0679856463\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"glowinthedarkskeleton\" border=\"0\" alt=\"glowinthedarkskeleton\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/glowinthedarkskeleton.jpg\" width=\"148\" height=\"151\" \/><\/a> Excel users are very versatile; in addition to creating spreadsheets, they can also do phone support, write love songs, calculate astrological compatibility of pets, and assemble glow-in-the-dark skeletons. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Last 30 minutes: I have&#8230;fixed two computer login problems, given 2 reading recs, and taught 3 kids chart skills in Excel #WhatLibrariansDo <\/li>\n<li>I could write a love song about Microsoft Excel Pivot Tables. <\/li>\n<li>I need a class on Excel or a tutorial. My boss hovering over me while do this is making me forget what I know! #hoveringboss <\/li>\n<li>The presenter on my gotomeeting e-conference misspelled &quot;pivot table&quot;&#8230; Three times. #ho-hum <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel has encountered a problem and needs to close.Well, I&#8217;ve encountered a fit of rage and need to throw you against the wall <\/li>\n<li>just impressed my hubby with over-the-phone Excel support. Love that I can still wow him after 15 years together! \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>they&#8217;re just annoying and stupid and frustrating! DO NOT USE MERGED CELLS!!!!! #excel <\/li>\n<li>I &lt;3 Excel for allowing me to make pretty charts of all this college athletics finance data! <\/li>\n<li>Things I have done at work today: excel sheets, glow-in-the-dark-skeleton assemblage, colouring in with crayons. <\/li>\n<li>I hate it when Excel and Access decide to work i n c r e d i b l y s ll ooo ooo w l yyyy. Bah <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel has already encountered a problem &#8211; think this is going to be a long day&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll make a geeky excel chart with formulaes &amp; stuff of astrological compatibility of all the people I know&#8230; and pets, why not. <\/li>\n<li>I just had to give my mom an I.T lesson over the phone for excel &amp; she yelled in my ear, &quot;Heyy I did it!&quot; Lmao lucky I love her. <\/li>\n<li>why you still using #excel , I thought you are on the cutting edge. #numbers from Apple much better <\/li>\n<li>Dear Pivot Table, why don&#8217;t you stay the same color I format you each time you refresh? Can any XLSX junkies give a tip? <\/li>\n<li>Today I learnt about #Microsoft #excel. I don&#8217;t know why really as I can&#8217;t ever see me using it ever again. <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s probalbly nothing more draining than an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Learning how to &quot;code&quot; in Excel. Also, cookies and milk. #CodeAtNight #UPenn <\/li>\n<li>I just used my own logic and intuition to find a solution to a problem that was just .1% off of Excel Solver&#8217;s optimal solution. #NerdCred <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Excel users are very versatile; in addition to creating spreadsheets, they can also do phone support, write love songs, calculate astrological compatibility of pets, and assemble glow-in-the-dark skeletons. Last 30 minutes: I have&#8230;fixed two computer login problems, given 2 reading recs, and taught 3 kids chart skills in Excel #WhatLibrariansDo I could write a love &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/29\/excel-twitter-20110129\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110129&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}