{"id":778,"date":"2011-01-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/31\/excel-twitter-20110131\/"},"modified":"2011-01-31T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-31T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110131","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/01\/31\/excel-twitter-20110131\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110131"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"purple sneakers\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B002QB1IG6?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B002QB1IG6\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"purplesneaker\" border=\"0\" alt=\"purplesneaker\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/purplesneaker.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"128\" \/><\/a> Apparently you need a flamenco dress, purple shoes and confetti to work with an Excel spreadsheet. With all those purchases required, no wonder some people want to enter their 16 digit credit card numbers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear #Excel &#8211; A 15 digit number limit is stupid when you have to work with credit cards&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I LOVE MY MOM. And yes, I do use her on occasion (like today) for her Excel knowledge&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>I once made a financial advisor beam with delight when I turned up to a meeting with my personal budget spreadsheet on my laptop. <\/li>\n<li>I love that MS excel has just told me that it needs to do an &#8216;OLE function&#8217;. Think I need to get my flamenco dress out! <\/li>\n<li>My cat Mya is trying to help me with my work. She says she&#8217;s a pro at excel, should I believe her? #fb <\/li>\n<li>When I was introduced to power pivot, I thought it was a replacement for pivot table. I was wrong. It is an enhancement for pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>the things I have to do for an allowance. Make an excel chart+a paragraph about why I need one. Hooray. <\/li>\n<li>Cracking open a customer&#8217;s excel sheet that I haven&#8217;t touched in 4 years. VBA code kind of scares me now. Let&#8217;s hope I don&#8217;t break it. <\/li>\n<li>Just when I think I know the coolest things about Pivot Tables I find another amazing thing about them. Microsoft Excel is amazing. <\/li>\n<li>Loving the ultra-geeky discussion a few of my team members are having re: their love of Excel problems\/solutions. #Awesome #Geeks #Fun <\/li>\n<li>I just received a spreadsheet in bold comic sans on a yellow background. FFS. <\/li>\n<li>It took me 1 hour, but i made a chart in excel! *confetti and cheering* <\/li>\n<li>Is it really weird that I love making Excel spreadsheets? On 2nd thought, don&#8217;t answer that <\/li>\n<li>How about its going on 2+ hrs and I finally figured out how to do charts on microsoft excel! GRRR #BITTER and it STILL isn&#8217;t quite right \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>My life used to revolve around MTV &amp; MTV2 Programming Grids. Now it&#8217;s P&amp;L Forms and Retail Mark Up Calculators. Thanks Bill Gates. #excel <\/li>\n<li>People REALLY suck at following directions in this Excel class. I thought adults would be able to listen better. Just like children&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Today I am working on a targeted marketing spreadsheet. Yes I am high flying business woman. I&#8217;m lying actually but doesn&#8217;t it sound posh?! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Excel, I SO love you &#8230; that I really hate you sometimes. #thinksallmyexgfsgangeduponmeandwrotemsexceltokillme <\/li>\n<li>Gave up trying to fathom boss&#8217;s Excel problem. Staring instead at my new shoes. They&#8217;re purple. Mighty stuff. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently you need a flamenco dress, purple shoes and confetti to work with an Excel spreadsheet. With all those purchases required, no wonder some people want to enter their 16 digit credit card numbers. 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