{"id":78,"date":"2008-12-13T21:02:15","date_gmt":"2008-12-14T01:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=78"},"modified":"2009-09-07T21:04:10","modified_gmt":"2009-09-08T01:04:10","slug":"excel-twitters-20081213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/12\/13\/excel-twitters-20081213\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20081213"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What an interesting week in Excel Twittering! I learned new phrases, discovered tips for getting ahead at the office, and found a way to post my Twitters directly from Excel. Well, from Excel 2003 &#8212; the application had some problems in Excel 2007.<\/p>\n<p>Now I just have to figure out how that guy predicted the future, and see if I can collect mileage from my kids retroactively.\u00a0 Without harshing my mellow.<\/p>\n<h3>Excel at Home<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>My paper route is SO ORGANIZED!! I love Excel! If only my apartment could be so compartmentalized&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>my mom charges me mileage; sends Excel spreadsheets which I don&#8217;t open. IMHO $.48\/mile is gouging but her friend told her it&#8217;s fair<\/li>\n<li>Finally doing some Christmas shopping online. Am I anal because I&#8217;m using excel to organize, or a disaster b\/c I just started? Probably both<\/li>\n<li>I saw a show on natgeo on a guy who could predict the future with Excel. But then got the BSOD and caused an earthquake<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel at Work<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>My boss needs to learn to use excel. Can&#8217;t even do the smallest simplest tasks. Oh well&#8230; Makes me look like a genius<\/li>\n<li>Last night I dreamt that I called Help Desk for something w\/ Excel. That&#8217;s like A.C. Slater asking Screech for advice on how to be athletic.<\/li>\n<li>Trying to convince users to not buy visio when excel will do. Gantt charts u know.<\/li>\n<li>Benefits of being a computer nerd: I make unnecessary excel projects seem important to my boss to get out of normal, boring, regular work.<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel-based timesheets. Makes me dig out my good ole&#8217; Pseudo-Random Timesheet Generator.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel at Twitter<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I think it&#8217;s funny that I&#8217;m following 2 friends, 2 excel gurus, 6 fictional characters and the Australian Prime Minister on Twitter&#8230;ha ha!<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Now You&#8217;ve Seen Everything&#8221; &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/linksr.us\/hyoNfV\">http:\/\/linksr.us\/hyoNfV<\/a> &#8211; Download your very own Excel Twitter client.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel Problems<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>realises that one cannot use Excel to compute transactions involving Zimbabwean dollars. \ud83d\ude1b Too many zeroes behind. \ud83d\ude41<\/li>\n<li>Excel is dependent on constant human updates; therein lies its fundamental problem.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m 11.5 months Excel Free. It&#8217;s not for everyone, but it does feel good.<\/li>\n<li>Excel, you have been replaced by a 10 lb. manual calculator that is never virtual. Old school technology saves the day. I hate budgets.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Who Knew?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>realizes that the plate-spinning guy on Ed Sullivan was actually the inventor of Microsoft Excel<\/li>\n<li>Excel 2007 charting is harshing my mellow.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What an interesting week in Excel Twittering! I learned new phrases, discovered tips for getting ahead at the office, and found a way to post my Twitters directly from Excel. Well, from Excel 2003 &#8212; the application had some problems in Excel 2007. Now I just have to figure out how that guy predicted the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/12\/13\/excel-twitters-20081213\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20081213&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":79,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/79"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}