{"id":780,"date":"2011-02-01T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20110201\/"},"modified":"2011-02-01T13:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T18:07:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20110201\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/image18.png\" width=\"159\" height=\"120\" \/> If you&#8217;re heading for the red carpet, you might want to use the <a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/04\/excel-weight-loss-tracker\/\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a> for a couple of weeks, so you&#8217;ll look your best. Meanwhile, I&#8217;ll be at home, messing around with the numbers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This song is dedicated to Access and Excel, &quot;why do you have to make things so complicated!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Spent about an hour and a half creating an Excel spreadsheet to figure handicaps for husband&#8217;s archery league. It works. I rock. <\/li>\n<li>We made a huge chart in Excel and messed around with the numbers there until we got it right. LOL <\/li>\n<li>Dear boss, kindly understand tht it takes time to shift frm operations to systems to excel sheets to followup emails!Pliss to have patience <\/li>\n<li>Was just reminded that when you delete a tab in a workbook you can&#8217;t undo it, no matter what. Oh Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I should be on a Red Carpet right now not sitting in front of a computer looking at an excel spreadsheet&#8230;one day .. <\/li>\n<li>No shifty worksheets with #Excel INDIRECT function <a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/5XtZd\">http:\/\/goo.gl\/5XtZd<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t think anything in homo sapiens&#8217; evolution really prepared us for staring at a spreadsheet all day. Eyes say ouch. <\/li>\n<li>I usually love Excel. Today, not so much. *sigh* <\/li>\n<li>Excel 2007 charts suck. Office 2007 is broken. Open office is faster to get work done. <\/li>\n<li>On Wednesday, I&#8217;m going to start keeping a chart of my weight loss. In Microsoft Excel. <\/li>\n<li>#BBCFootball I&#8217;ve got BBC, Sky, twitter and excel open &#8230; Excel just in case my boss makes a surprise visit <\/li>\n<li>Nesting is such a nice word. There aren&#8217;t many words that are so cozy in Excel. And so algebraic. #excel #algebra #functions <\/li>\n<li>haha, i dont think the massive excel sheets i work with would cope with a touch screen! <\/li>\n<li>i got a problem, obviously. people shouldn&#8217;t let me play with Excel. it makes me keep track of stupid things lol. <\/li>\n<li>Rocking out in my headphones as I push my way through spreadsheet after spreadsheet. In a great mood for a Monday! <\/li>\n<li>On a side note, how does excel 2010 not have a feature to save a chart as an image? Copy\/paste to powerpoint works, but it should be easier. <\/li>\n<li>Does anybdy know how to work excel? Anybdy? <\/li>\n<li>Dear computer. I&#8217;m not your therapist, solve your own damn excel problem. ~ Sincerely, frustrated PNS. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re heading for the red carpet, you might want to use the Excel Weight Loss Tracker for a couple of weeks, so you&#8217;ll look your best. Meanwhile, I&#8217;ll be at home, messing around with the numbers. This song is dedicated to Access and Excel, &quot;why do you have to make things so complicated!&quot; Spent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/01\/excel-twitter-20110201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110201&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}