{"id":784,"date":"2011-02-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/03\/excel-twitter-20110203\/"},"modified":"2011-02-03T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/03\/excel-twitter-20110203\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110203"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"MySQL book\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0672329387?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0672329387\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"MySQLbook\" border=\"0\" alt=\"MySQLbook\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/MySQLbook.jpg\" width=\"169\" height=\"214\" \/><\/a> That professor should not waste everyone&#8217;s time by teaching Excel formatting. Obviously, that time would be better spent on a spelling review, or MySQL.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stupid Excel! It&#8217;s going to take me one whole day to figure out how to create a pie chart with so much statistics! <\/li>\n<li>Congratulations! my professor just taught me how to format an Excel spreadsheet&#8230; and I thought this class couldn&#8217;t get any more rediculous <\/li>\n<li>Why does my teacher take 10 mins to do a 1min problem?? He spent over half the class trying to open up excel <\/li>\n<li>(and for those wondering, if I could marry any Excel feature, it would be either pivot tables, or spark lines) <\/li>\n<li>I like to color-code Excel spreadsheets. It&#8217;s my way of saying, &quot;I don&#8217;t like your information, but I will make it look pretty.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re way better in excel math than I am! my boss just told me. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Never try to impress a lady with pivot table! <\/li>\n<li>Every time I type &quot;VLOOKUP&quot; I get all giddy inside, like remembering when my first child was born. #excel <\/li>\n<li>Hearty dose of Excel today. A workbook powered by a sheet of variable assumptions is a thing of beauty. <\/li>\n<li>I like making Excel spreadsheets. It is easy and I like this type of work. [: <\/li>\n<li>Dear excel: I win. Sincerely, me. #TheFormulaIsLongerThanThisTweet #Winnaaah <\/li>\n<li>Thank god for YouTube excel teaching videos. That is all I will say, but now I can Spreadsheet and I love it! <\/li>\n<li>Attention #Microsoft: The Icons for Publisher and Excel are far too similar. Also, who uses publisher? <\/li>\n<li>the thought of having to input all my boss&#8217; out of order crap on an excel sheet makes ME weep. <\/li>\n<li>love reviewing excel before presentation and realizing numbers don&#8217;t tie out. possible all nighter tonight. booooooo. <\/li>\n<li>Got a guy at work that uses Excel for everything. Documents. Drawings. Scripting. EVERYTHING. Makes my insides itchy. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s pretty much a given that you need to learn MySQL if you want to work in marketing or business analysis. Excel isn&#8217;t good enough anymore <\/li>\n<li>Getting up for work would be much easier if I didn&#8217;t know that I&#8217;d be staring at Excel for 8 hours straight. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That professor should not waste everyone&#8217;s time by teaching Excel formatting. Obviously, that time would be better spent on a spelling review, or MySQL. Stupid Excel! It&#8217;s going to take me one whole day to figure out how to create a pie chart with so much statistics! Congratulations! my professor just taught me how to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/03\/excel-twitter-20110203\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110203&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}