{"id":786,"date":"2011-02-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/04\/excel-twitter-20110204\/"},"modified":"2011-02-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/04\/excel-twitter-20110204\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"snow shovel\" border=\"0\" alt=\"snow shovel\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image.png\" width=\"113\" height=\"143\" \/> Some people stayed home this week, because of the ice and snow. Others bravely (and bitterly) struggled through the elements, to get to their Excel spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spreadsheet and more spreadsheets&#8230;I don&#8217;t remember a world before #Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Just spent 10 minutes trying to change a date on my spreadsheet to 31st February 2011&#8230;. Was getting very frustrated until I realised&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>HOW DID I EVER LIVE WITHOUT PIVOT TABLES?! (Ok, seriously that was the last pivot table tweet for today. Or maybe ever. Probably ever.) <\/li>\n<li>I made a spreadsheet sing and dance to impress my boss. Now it takes FOREVER to update! <\/li>\n<li>I wish I had invented Excel so I would know how to do everything in it. That includes Pivot Tables! <\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;d like, I&#8217;ll explain the spreadsheet I&#8217;ll be building tomorrow. That should put you yo sleep. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I totally just dominated 48,000 rows of data. I know what you&#8217;re thinking: &quot;Hey cool guy!&quot; #geek #spreadsheet #excel <\/li>\n<li>I love #Microsoft #Excel, but not enjoying cleaning up a database for client mailing. Oh-well. Time for #Pandora, thinking 80s. <\/li>\n<li>actually had to go on &#8216;kids zone&#8217; to make a chart instead of excel. the shame. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t get it why the developers of #Excel gray out the subtotal functionality when data is formatted as Table. This sucks!Make it go away! <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft should consider calling Excel &quot;Extreme Fail&quot; instead. I can&#8217;t think of a possible way for a spreadsheet to work LESS well. <\/li>\n<li>Excel sheets because some of us aren&#8217;t little babies and went to work. #snowdayreads #bitterenvy <\/li>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t realize it at the time, but Excel was where I started programming. I did it because I was lazy and reports are tedious. <\/li>\n<li>I hear ya! We are having rolling blackouts here. We are iced in &amp; it sucks. But they still need that spreadsheet from me : ( <\/li>\n<li>TIP: to make a super-fast chart in #Excel highlight the columns you want, then hit F11. I&#8217;m not sure how to make a chart the normal way&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Workplace woos&#8230; When a formula in a spreadsheet you&#8217;ve circulated for months now is wrong \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>NEW: Excel-lent: The Championship in graphs and charts: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/gnTB5C\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/gnTB5C<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Today I am king of Excel. Spreadsheet formulae look at my terrifying visage and tremble. All shall love me and despair! #OddTolkienReference <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people stayed home this week, because of the ice and snow. Others bravely (and bitterly) struggled through the elements, to get to their Excel spreadsheets. Spreadsheet and more spreadsheets&#8230;I don&#8217;t remember a world before #Excel. Just spent 10 minutes trying to change a date on my spreadsheet to 31st February 2011&#8230;. Was getting very &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/04\/excel-twitter-20110204\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110204&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}