{"id":788,"date":"2011-02-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/05\/excel-twitter-20110205\/"},"modified":"2011-02-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-05T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110205","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/05\/excel-twitter-20110205\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110205"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Alabina\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FAlabina%2FB000AQ4RCQ%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dac_dpt_ma_link&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; margin-right: 0px\" title=\"alabina\" border=\"0\" alt=\"alabina\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/alabina.jpg\" width=\"140\" height=\"140\" \/><\/a> That&#8217;s an interesting question &#8212; how long would it take to learn all of Excel? Would belly dance music make the process faster or slower?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I love when business dude types work on excel in the coffee shop with a big old note pad next to them. You can&#8217;t take notes on a computer. <\/li>\n<li>Problem with iTunes is that it doesn&#8217;t have enough features. It&#8217;s functionality-starved. I&#8217;m writing a macro to play audio from Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Found my limit in Excel charts. Variable width stacked columns. Can do it (Google fu) but not so that someone else can maintain it easily. <\/li>\n<li>I never thought I&#8217;d see the day where I&#8217;m pissed that Excel will only let me plot 32,000 points on a chart. #GrowingUp <\/li>\n<li>I call it Excel Abuse &#8211; we rely too much on Excel, it&#8217;s a spreadsheet program not analytical software, not a vacation request form, not&#8230; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Alabina\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&amp;location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fentity%2FAlabina%2FB000AQ4RCQ%3Fie%3DUTF8%26ref_%3Dac_dpt_ma_link&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957\">Alabina<\/a> (mix of arabic &amp; spanish) belly dance music making editing this spreadsheet bareable!! <\/li>\n<li>Another day of clicking away at a spreadsheet. Is it bad I look forward to my team meeting to break up my day? <\/li>\n<li>Another day another re-write of my Excel code as the customer moves the goalposts <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sorry all my tweets have been about work and Excel this week. I&#8217;ve probably spoilt twitter for everyone haven&#8217;t i? <\/li>\n<li>The point where you are making Excel based &#8216;jokes&#8217; on Twitter is the point where one should stop work for the weekend. Down tools, everyone! <\/li>\n<li>One thing I&#8217;ve learned from Vague Job Assignment is I seem to actually *like* making charts in excel. Yes, that was fun. #Dilbertesque <\/li>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t tried numbers. I may have to bc excel crashes on charts. Hard to teach 8th graders that way. <\/li>\n<li>ahhhhh! I don&#8217;t know where the spreadsheet is and I missed the meeting. I am a terrible person. <\/li>\n<li>My boss just called me a &#8216;hero&#8217; for helping her with excel. That word gets thrown around way too much&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>one boss LOVES excel, the other one is good at BS, that sounds about right. <\/li>\n<li>making a cost spreadsheet for my wedding. my professor would be very proud. ; ) <\/li>\n<li>I love how I solved this morning&#8217;s multi-party angst just by adding two columns to an excel spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>If pivot table training takes 4 1\/2 hours, how long would it take to learn all of excel? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s an interesting question &#8212; how long would it take to learn all of Excel? Would belly dance music make the process faster or slower? I love when business dude types work on excel in the coffee shop with a big old note pad next to them. You can&#8217;t take notes on a computer. Problem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/05\/excel-twitter-20110205\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110205&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}