{"id":794,"date":"2011-02-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20110209\/"},"modified":"2011-02-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20110209\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110209"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"cake pops book\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0811876373?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0811876373\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"cakepops\" border=\"0\" alt=\"cakepops\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/cakepops.jpg\" width=\"126\" height=\"158\" \/><\/a> Apparently, yesterday was Excel Tuesday, and people were celebrating with <a title=\"cake pops book\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0811876373?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0811876373\">cake pops<\/a> and wasabi peas. But the beer garden sounds even better!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Phone rang. At this time of night, options are: death in the family or DH&#8217;s parents have a computer problem. MIL hopelessly lost in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>If I close my eyes hard enough, I&#8217;m in the beer garden at the flask in Highgate, not staring at an excel spreadsheet&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>starting Excel 2010 to do math is quicker than opening Windows Calculator :\/ <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel. How I just enjoy you. I&#8217;m not the cleanest user nor sort things properly, but love a good formula or 3&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Stayed in w\/plans on catching up on 9-5 work. Instead, spent the night doing a spreadsheet related to cake pops. Never thought I&#8217;d say that! <\/li>\n<li>God and damnit together, is it STILL Tuesday?! Is anyone else stuck in this spreadsheet-infested time lock, or am I the only punished soul? <\/li>\n<li>Hours of being my parents&#8217; personal hotline paid off&#8230; Today I successfully helped my boss with an Excel graph over the phone <\/li>\n<li>done something stupid 2day showed sales manager how 2 use excel to price increase 1000&#8217;s of products, now i will get calls about excel probs <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes pivot tables and excel functions make me more excited than any boy could. Reason #817943371974197 I&#8217;m single. <\/li>\n<li>Wow! #Excel rocks if u know what u&#8217;re doing. I just replaced years of SUM &amp; selecting cells based on other cell with: =SUMIF(I:I,&quot;*FC*&quot;,K:K) <\/li>\n<li>Made a joke about PPT clip art animations while mocking a coworkers Excel pivot table skills. I&#8217;m ON FIRE today! <\/li>\n<li>Work without panic and adrenaline is sort of just&#8230; work. Quick, somebody call me with an emergency that can only be solved with Excel! <\/li>\n<li>Just finishd biggest spreadsheet of my life. Seeing in squares. Getting withdrawal from Excel in some perverse variant of Stockholm syndrome <\/li>\n<li>What kind if crack was I on? I thought an all day seminar in Microsoft excel would be fun?!? Jeez Louise&#8230; I wish I was at work! <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Excel Tuesday!! It&#8217;s a bit like Powerpoint Monday but with less pictures and more numbers. #excel <\/li>\n<li>Watching big love and chompin wasabi peas while slaving over excel sheets after a successful night @ #MMBC #boulder. I&#8217;m a #HAPPYgirl <\/li>\n<li>Just about to leave work in shame excel beat me. Despite writing what should be the perfect formula it fails to work. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Finally finished, well at least with the charts. Excel we will do battle again this semester Im confident of that. <\/li>\n<li>To solve your problem with excel. Buy a #mac and never use excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, yesterday was Excel Tuesday, and people were celebrating with cake pops and wasabi peas. But the beer garden sounds even better! Phone rang. At this time of night, options are: death in the family or DH&#8217;s parents have a computer problem. MIL hopelessly lost in Excel. If I close my eyes hard enough, I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/09\/excel-twitter-20110209\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110209&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}