{"id":796,"date":"2011-02-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20110210\/"},"modified":"2011-02-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20110210\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 10px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image2.png\" width=\"105\" height=\"123\" \/>No one told me that if you just kept track of all the feedings, and other baby activities, in a spreadsheet, you could take the baby back, after one week. Oh well, it&#8217;s too late now!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Predicament: I need help with a pivot table in excel, but I&#8217;m too proud to ask any of the smug jerks who might know the answer. #imaleo <\/li>\n<li>My kingdom for a poxy spreadsheet! #anythingexceptaflippingPPT <\/li>\n<li>Best profile I&#8217;ve seen in a while&#8230; I&#8217;m just a girl, sitting in front of a spreadsheet, asking it for insights. <\/li>\n<li>My boss thinks I&#8217;m concentrating intensely on this excel spreadsheet but I&#8217;m really playing family feud on games.com. #badass <\/li>\n<li>My Dad needed Excel help. He was so impressed I knew how to sum cells on two different work sheets onto a third sheet #awww #measure #Excel <\/li>\n<li>I see spreadsheets as a way to hold data; I&#8217;ve come across some that think that Excel workbook is a canvas in which to attempt colorful art <\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;ll see how successful I am. I just need to make small spreadsheet thingy. #convincedIcandoitnosweat #probablydelusional <\/li>\n<li>Not that I don&#8217;t love Excel spreadsheets, mind you. They pretty much make life worth living. (What&#8217;s the formula for sarcasm?) <\/li>\n<li>Combining array based formulas and the indirect function together in #Excel creates a mutant super-awesome spreadsheet #win <\/li>\n<li>In scientific papers, we must avoid fancy 3D #Excel plots. They are distracting and confusing #FOSS #RStats <\/li>\n<li>I LOVE math. Excel is just a frustrating system hog that&#8217;s got a terrible user interface <\/li>\n<li>Spent almost two weeks designing this massive spreadsheet. Actually had a butterfly or two as I started populating it today. Live the dream. <\/li>\n<li>I have a significant amount of work to complete.I am spending my time colouring-in cells in Microsoft Excel to make pictures of faces. <\/li>\n<li>Hope things are looking up! Is there a light at the end of the excel spreadsheet? <\/li>\n<li>The most exhausting task ever is to work on an 8 Excel sheets straight from 9 to 5. Funny that I aint done yet :\/ <\/li>\n<li>yay, I learned a thing about excel today!! yay, literally nobody cares #fml #fwp <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet tracks feedings, burps, spit-ups, wet and dirty diapers. As well as sleep, awake, &amp; fussy periods. &#8212; I take her back in 1 week. <\/li>\n<li>I do love PPT.. but, when Excel meets PPT, it means disaster.. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one told me that if you just kept track of all the feedings, and other baby activities, in a spreadsheet, you could take the baby back, after one week. Oh well, it&#8217;s too late now! Predicament: I need help with a pivot table in excel, but I&#8217;m too proud to ask any of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/10\/excel-twitter-20110210\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110210&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}