{"id":798,"date":"2011-02-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20110211\/"},"modified":"2011-02-11T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20110211\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Learn Hawaiian at Home\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1573062456?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1573062456\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"learnhawaiian\" border=\"0\" alt=\"learnhawaiian\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/learnhawaiian.jpg\" width=\"158\" height=\"228\" \/><\/a> After reading today&#8217;s Excel tweets, you&#8217;ll be able to talk to your professional pie charts in Hawaiian. Sorry, the Morse code translator isn&#8217;t ready yet.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>At work just now: *mumble mumble* &quot;Pardon?&quot; &quot;Oh sorry, I was talking to this Excel chart&quot; &quot;Riiiiiight&#8230;&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe how much of an excel geek I am! If I could only work out the formula for life&#8230;. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m color-coding rows in a spreadsheet. Even creepier is that I like it.What&#8217;s next, cleaning up my desktop? Matching my socks? #gatewaydrug <\/li>\n<li>Just created the most complex pie chart that Excel has ever seen, Looks like a bullet wound in the centre of my laptop screen&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I can code websites, and I understand calculus and physics, but I can&#8217;t get the NOW function to work in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is not behaving today. Why do you give me the option of pretty pivot charts if they only make you freeze? <\/li>\n<li>Work is feeling a bit like groundhogday lately. I blame Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I have to admit that adjusting existing charts and diagrams was much easier in Excel than it is in Numbers. <\/li>\n<li>Quickly create a professional pie-chart in #Microsoft #Excel 20007\/2010: <a href=\"http:\/\/goo.gl\/R90YE\">http:\/\/goo.gl\/R90YE<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>So I arrive back at the parent&#8217;s place after weeks away, first comment from Mum &quot;glad you&#8217;re here, I have a problem with Excel&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Todays downtime is to be spent writing a morse code translator in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Brain hurts: just wrote #Excel function with 6 nested IFs, 6 VLOOKUPs, 10 INDEX and MATCHES and 4 dyanmic ranges. Ouch. It works, though! <\/li>\n<li>Why on earth I&#8217;ve waited this long to convert my #photography #invoice to an #Excel document, I&#8217;ll never know. <\/li>\n<li>The one who creates an Excel spreadsheet is the only one who knows what&#8217;s going on in it. #facts. I&#8217;m dealing w\/ 8 proofs of this right now! <\/li>\n<li>Ok I thought I knew ever function in excel but VLOOKUP is the enemy I can&#8217;t get it to work. <\/li>\n<li>I just had to reboot for the second time this year. Stupid Excel was the cause both times. #MacLove. <\/li>\n<li>you&#8217;re not going to get black lung from an excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Triangulation 4: Bob Frankston &#8211; Computer pioneer who helped create the first spreadsheet, Bob Frankston, is this we&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/ow.ly\/1bgq0G\">http:\/\/ow.ly\/1bgq0G<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Hawaiian word of the day: kela (kay-lah) = Excelling, exceeding, projecting beyond, reaching high above; to excel. #H50 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading today&#8217;s Excel tweets, you&#8217;ll be able to talk to your professional pie charts in Hawaiian. Sorry, the Morse code translator isn&#8217;t ready yet. At work just now: *mumble mumble* &quot;Pardon?&quot; &quot;Oh sorry, I was talking to this Excel chart&quot; &quot;Riiiiiight&#8230;&quot; Can&#8217;t believe how much of an excel geek I am! If I could &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/11\/excel-twitter-20110211\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110211&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}