{"id":802,"date":"2011-02-14T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/14\/excel-twitter-20110214\/"},"modified":"2011-02-14T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/14\/excel-twitter-20110214\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110214"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image4.png\" width=\"121\" height=\"107\" \/> Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day! Some tweeters spent a romantic weekend with Excel, and others seem to be falling out of love with spreadsheets. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just created an excel function to calculate how many Diet Mt. Dew I drink based on how many hours I work that day. Beat that. <\/li>\n<li>I am a Pivot Table GOD! (and Prince of VLOOKUP) <\/li>\n<li>just spent over an hour inputting 40 questionnaires into excel.. it is mind numbingly boring #fml <\/li>\n<li>At both work and home, Excel is at the top of my Start Menu. I&#8217;m not sure what that says about me, but I&#8217;m not sure I like it. <\/li>\n<li>I spent a good few hours making a solid Excel accounting spreadsheet. Went to try it on Mac and macros aren&#8217;t supported. :-(( <\/li>\n<li>Reading this spreadsheet is bumming me out more than Tess of the D&#8217;Urbivilles did. \u00a3350 into a financial black hole. <\/li>\n<li>I woke up in a fantastic mood but the longer I stay indoors staring at this excel spreadsheet the worse I feel \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I busted my ass compiling data for this giant master spreadsheet for two days. My boss&#8217;s response? &quot;I like the pastel colors.&quot; Eff off. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so fed up with Microsoft Excel! Stupid macros.. Stupid VBs! <\/li>\n<li>Lady on my team just whipped out an Excel spreadsheet with over 20,000 lines! Not to mention the pivot tables and such&#8230; #gasp <\/li>\n<li>My boss calls me into his office just so I can show him some shortcuts for Microsoft Excel. I find this so funny. <\/li>\n<li>Doing work on a saturday yet again. Excel charts are becoming a lifestyle staple. <\/li>\n<li>There aren&#8217;t enough hours in the day to work out Excel macros. <\/li>\n<li>I need to step my Excel game up in a major way. Advice? <\/li>\n<li>Telling potential MBA programs that my greatest career achievement is a series of Excel pivot tables is extremely depressing, humbling. <\/li>\n<li>Evening dreamin&#8217; about waking up w\/o an alarm tomorrow. And not touching a powerpoint or spreadsheet all day long. <\/li>\n<li>After 1.5 yrs of tasting beers on a regular basis, finally entering everything into a spreadsheet. Learning &quot;meh&quot; is not a tasting note. <\/li>\n<li>but most (all?) of those spreadsheet horrors were human error &#8230; can&#8217;t blame Excel and friends for that &#8230; even if I want to. <\/li>\n<li>Dear pivot table, no offense but I&#8217;m not sure I like u right now! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day! Some tweeters spent a romantic weekend with Excel, and others seem to be falling out of love with spreadsheets. Just created an excel function to calculate how many Diet Mt. Dew I drink based on how many hours I work that day. Beat that. I am a Pivot Table GOD! (and Prince &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/14\/excel-twitter-20110214\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110214&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/802\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}