{"id":810,"date":"2011-02-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-18T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20110218\/"},"modified":"2011-02-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20110218\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110218"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image8.png\" width=\"69\" height=\"69\" \/> Have you ever been bored enough to start reading the Excel help files? Or do you resort to gin when the going gets tough?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>OH: I didn&#8217;t fall in love with you, I fell in love with your spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Oh man, I&#8217;m getting old. Can&#8217;t read the small print on excel spreadsheet. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Implausibly and embarrassingly excited to final discover how to mix charttypes in excel&#8230;. #sadandproud <\/li>\n<li>Dear Statistics professors: If you&#8217;re going to assign complex graph projects, please train your students in basic Excel. Love, the Help Desk <\/li>\n<li>I know what a Pivot Table is. Let me just say they are no fun. Good luck with Excel. Cheers. <\/li>\n<li>Gin, gin, thesis chapters, gin, gin, gin, thesis, gin, thesis, gin gin complicated excel spreadsheet, ginny gin gin. <\/li>\n<li>Excel training = super boring. Do I need to make a pivot table? Negative. I&#8217;d like to color the charts again please. <\/li>\n<li>Trying to make one simple bar graph in Excel and I&#8217;m ready to burst into tears of frustration. I is stupid at the numbers. <\/li>\n<li>For the first time I&#8217;ve created spreadsheet so crazy, I&#8217;m forced to use the &quot;manual&quot; calculation option. Otherwise, it just hangs. #Excel <\/li>\n<li>Yea now I know I got OCD. I just saved this spreadsheet like 5 times w\/o changing a thing. Smh <\/li>\n<li>Spreadsheet woozy yet again. Staying up til 3 probably doesn&#8217;t help. #excel #grumpy <\/li>\n<li>My boss, to me, today: &quot;Keep this sheet for yourself, I already have mine&quot;. Yes, Excel sheet. <\/li>\n<li>I use an excel spreadsheet with 2 passwords of It&#8217;s own to open2keep them all secure. One day I&#8217;ll be locked out of my own life <\/li>\n<li>Just heard my boss&#8217;s boss ask for &#8216;unconditional formats&#8217; to be added into an excel sheet. Unfortunately she didn&#8217;t get a witty retort. <\/li>\n<li>I think everything that could possibly break in this spreadsheet did so. Back into an @arcadefire and Excel work coma. <\/li>\n<li>I absolutely despise Excel when it can&#8217;t understand what I&#8217;m trying to do. <\/li>\n<li>Everyone at work makes fun of me for getting excited about Excel and pie charts. <\/li>\n<li>After working with software for more than 10 years, I found it amazing that Excel is still the best software i work with!! <\/li>\n<li>Today at work we had an hour meeting about color coded excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>So bored at work I&#8217;ve started reading Excel help files. Actually learnt something useful. Shocking I know <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Conditional Formatting\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlCondFormat01.html\">Excel Conditional Formatting<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been bored enough to start reading the Excel help files? Or do you resort to gin when the going gets tough? OH: I didn&#8217;t fall in love with you, I fell in love with your spreadsheet. Oh man, I&#8217;m getting old. Can&#8217;t read the small print on excel spreadsheet. \ud83d\ude41 Implausibly and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/18\/excel-twitter-20110218\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110218&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}