{"id":812,"date":"2011-02-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-19T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/19\/excel-twitter-20110219\/"},"modified":"2011-02-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-19T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110219","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/19\/excel-twitter-20110219\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110219"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"This isn&#39;t Excel, it&#39;s Magic!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0979215323?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=contextures-20&amp;linkCode=a\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image9.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a> Six hours without Excel? Need to stay calm. How would you get through the day, without doing magical things in a spreadsheet?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A pivot table is a heavyweight tool used to aggregate, summarize and join tabular data for people who can&#8217;t spell SQL. <\/li>\n<li>I like my new desk at work, now I can look out of the window at a traffic light. It&#8217;ll be like an all-day rave but with Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Now entering spreadsheet hell. Population: 1 <\/li>\n<li>just created my first Pivot Table!!! I thought I went into Communications &amp; Marketing so I wouldn&#8217;t have to do this. <\/li>\n<li>Excel is so smart it can subtract two numbers and put the result in the same format and so stupid it changes 37 days to Feb 6,1900. <\/li>\n<li>I just did something magical in Excel but then my workbook mysteriously disappeared&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s been kinda math heavy this morning. Bond pricing and #VBA #Excel. Is it home time yet? <\/li>\n<li>Doing taxes and accidentally put in 4 xtra digits on an income line in homemade tax spreadsheet . Taxes up lots. But I&#8217;d take that deal. <\/li>\n<li>My love for the pencil &amp; eraser feature on Microsoft Excel probably sums up my entire personality. <\/li>\n<li>I HATE copying #Excel charts in #Word. It NEVER works. &#8211; Need to stay calm &#8211; <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, I missed you the past 6hrs w\/o my spreadsheet my world was at a standstill. I lost track of time money passwords &amp; mostly myself <\/li>\n<li>Although not Excel&#8217;s biggest fan, the fact i colour code it to oblivion brightens an afternoon with excel on the screen. Excelling at Excel? <\/li>\n<li>I merged multiple data sources into one pivot. i am KING OF THE EXCEL! <\/li>\n<li>you got to trust me, cutting cardboard is way better than doing and formatting pivot tables in excel with more than 2500 entries <\/li>\n<li>Man, I love vlookup #Excel #MakesLifeSoMuchEasier <\/li>\n<li>I love teaching myself how to do new things in excel. I excel at excel. <\/li>\n<li>Is there an #iPhone app to edit #excel files? <\/li>\n<li>Making an excel sheet while listening to the Rocky theme. Way to feel like a boss. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six hours without Excel? Need to stay calm. How would you get through the day, without doing magical things in a spreadsheet? A pivot table is a heavyweight tool used to aggregate, summarize and join tabular data for people who can&#8217;t spell SQL. I like my new desk at work, now I can look out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/19\/excel-twitter-20110219\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110219&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=812"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/812\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}