{"id":814,"date":"2011-02-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/21\/excel-twitter-20110221\/"},"modified":"2011-02-21T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/21\/excel-twitter-20110221\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110221"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image10.png\" width=\"180\" height=\"160\" \/> Today is Family Day, and people are spending time with their moms and Excel. Everything should go well, if they save frequently, and avoid pie charts.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>And I&#8217;ve used the first hour of my #Sunday laying out some sexy new #Excel spreadsheets for my #personalfinances. <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s nuts, doing some excel work on sunday. But I&#8217;m doing it :p <\/li>\n<li>Why do data entry companies love Excel so much? I&#8217;m looking for a company who works with Lotus Notes. <\/li>\n<li>I want &quot;I am number 4&quot; to fail bcse I can&#8217;t stand James Frey and bcse it was so blatantly created like a macro in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Awesome, I&#8217;m in class &amp; I just learned in excel how to find out my exact birthday. I was born on a Tuesday! Must be why i love Tuesdays.. <\/li>\n<li>Why oh why is it so difficult to just draw a straight vertical line on an excel chart? <\/li>\n<li>Spent the day doing my budget. Spreadsheet is pretty! *pats self on back* If only difference between Income &amp; Expenditure was smaller&#8230; \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Im high on relief! managed to recover a whole days work after not saving my excel file properly. Please have a beer with me to celebrate! <\/li>\n<li>Work? Work! Work?! I feel like an excell spreadsheet and look like a word document&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>dreamt the universe was an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Somebody doesn&#8217;t know how to do their math&#8230; and I&#8217;m betting it&#8217;s not the formula driven Excel sheet. #work <\/li>\n<li>Oh, Excel, why did I think that not saving you constantly wouldn&#8217;t result in crashing, lost work, and tears <\/li>\n<li>No one can help with this excel problem i&#8217;m having?? I&#8217;m trying to finish this project in an hour <\/li>\n<li>My mom just tried to steal my spreadsheet. FUNNY. I worked too hard on that. <\/li>\n<li>Who said &#8216;you can&#8217;t teach an old dog new tricks&#8217;? They got it wrong in any case &#8211; have mastered iPod synching &amp; excel pie charts! <\/li>\n<li>Stupid excel, JUST MAKE A GRAPH I WANT <\/li>\n<li>My mom just explained excel spreadsheet as &#8216;Exciting&#8217; lol I don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s possible \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I asked my mom to help me with excel hw, not complain about how the manager in the theoretical problem is &quot;Jon&quot; &amp; the housekeeper is &quot;she&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Should probably do something about this homework situation. Anybody know how to make Excel work by using only your mind? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Family Day, and people are spending time with their moms and Excel. Everything should go well, if they save frequently, and avoid pie charts. And I&#8217;ve used the first hour of my #Sunday laying out some sexy new #Excel spreadsheets for my #personalfinances. it&#8217;s nuts, doing some excel work on sunday. But I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/21\/excel-twitter-20110221\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110221&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=814"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/814\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}