{"id":816,"date":"2011-02-22T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/22\/excel-twitter-20110222\/"},"modified":"2011-02-22T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/22\/excel-twitter-20110222\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110222"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image11.png\" width=\"95\" height=\"98\" \/> Sure, Excel can be slower than a 2-thumb BlackBerry tweet, but if you&#8217;re spending 4498748 hours on homework, there might be a problem!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just use a spreadsheet, personally I use open office but if you&#8217;re posh you might have Excel already? <\/li>\n<li>Perhaps someday I&#8217;ll be proficient enough with Oracle analytic functions that I won&#8217;t have to rely upon Excel pivot tables&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Ive been on this same Excel homework problem for like 4498748 hours lol I hate this crap, I dont need to learn it..Ill pay someone to. <\/li>\n<li>#excel. you&#8217;re too complicated for me ;| <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s monday morning I got to work in 7 mins and get to start a new Spreadsheet &#8211; it doesnt get much better than that ! ( I assume ) <\/li>\n<li>Overwhelmed with the decisions to be made and the constraints for each. My life should not require a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I have no life. my work life consists of my computer screen and excel spreadsheets. no love. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>My spreadsheet is so big, that changing autofilter from &quot;custom&quot; to &quot;all&quot; takes longer than a 2-thumb blackberry tweet. About 10x longer #fb <\/li>\n<li>Putting together a spreadsheet of potential new residences. Distance from @Wegmans has its own column&#8230; What? <\/li>\n<li>Once more into the Excel spreadsheet &#8211; 6 features, 3 countries, 4 weeks, 4 flights, 4 trains, 1 driver, countless hotels and taxis #Asia <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever grow tired of creating a #PivotTable in #Excel and watching patterns emerge #DataIsCool <\/li>\n<li>You can fill #Excel with groceries, but can you get it to drive to the store and buy them? <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/fvLDQJ\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/fvLDQJ<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel, you are so important, yet deep down inside I hate you passionately. <\/li>\n<li>I just created an excel spreadsheet for my blog to help me keep track of posting on a regular basis. #blog <\/li>\n<li>Project burn down tables and charts done using Excel data connection to SQL Server and my number one favourite formula SUMPRODUCT #calvis <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t open an excel file because it is being used by a user&#8230;. which was actually me (according to excel). *rage* #FML <\/li>\n<li>Made an Excel spreadsheet that, when names and scores per turn are input, will output Total and Average Score per player. Dork win! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Filters\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xladvfilter01.html\">Excel Filters<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, Excel can be slower than a 2-thumb BlackBerry tweet, but if you&#8217;re spending 4498748 hours on homework, there might be a problem! I just use a spreadsheet, personally I use open office but if you&#8217;re posh you might have Excel already? Perhaps someday I&#8217;ll be proficient enough with Oracle analytic functions that I won&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/22\/excel-twitter-20110222\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110222&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}