{"id":818,"date":"2011-02-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-23T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/23\/excel-twitter-20110223\/"},"modified":"2011-02-23T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110223","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/23\/excel-twitter-20110223\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110223"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image12.png\" width=\"100\" height=\"102\" \/> Some days you make rainbows in Excel, some days Excel makes you cry.&#160; And remember, you don&#8217;t have to count things on the screen with your finger.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>While pointing at charts in excel I dully explained &quot;this is what daddy does all day at work.&quot; Mags excitedly affirmed &quot;You make rainbows!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>well my excel spreadsheet won&#8217;t let me type in it. Says its not compatible. So I forfeit <\/li>\n<li>Now that Excel allows over 65,536 rows, I regularly use over 100,000. And that I love. 65,536 was a serious constraint. <\/li>\n<li>I am making a Gantt Chart in Excel. Someone stop me. <\/li>\n<li>How sick is it that I had a good day today because the majority if my work day was excel modeling or talking about excel modeling? #nerd <\/li>\n<li>Whoever invented pivot table.. THANK YOU! U just made my data extraction easier. *big kiss* <\/li>\n<li>So in Excel speak COUNT((RON(ANGER)) + COUNT((EXCEL(WORK)) = HATE(infinity) <\/li>\n<li>Dear @Microsoft, You owe me (1) hour for the work I lost when Excel crashed for the third time today. <\/li>\n<li>Gotta love working formulas on excel all morning. =vlookup(carlisbored$1203) <\/li>\n<li>today i successfully installed a macro (not a lolcat, an actual code whatsis) &amp; learned me some new excel formula <\/li>\n<li>An excel spreadsheet just made me cry. <\/li>\n<li>I wish I knew how to use excel better. I know I shouldn&#8217;t be counting things with my finger on the screen. I also know it can draw charts. <\/li>\n<li>Dear excel~ Pls don&#8217;t hang&#8230; I did not save my work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Wizards have wands. Fortune tellers have crystal balls. I have Pivot Tables. #bloody #hell #iheart #excel <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m hours into trying to get a client&#8217;s vital, missing, Excel spreadsheet back. Since the user was storing all his files locally&#8230; yeah. <\/li>\n<li>Learning more about MS #Excel than I&#8217;d like to right now. <\/li>\n<li>Wishing Excel would just read my mind instead of making me try to learn how pivot tables work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>On excel news, managed to sort out the commission spreadsheet in around 5 minutes. Apparently its taken IT 2 weeks not to sort it out. Haha! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days you make rainbows in Excel, some days Excel makes you cry.&#160; And remember, you don&#8217;t have to count things on the screen with your finger. While pointing at charts in excel I dully explained &quot;this is what daddy does all day at work.&quot; Mags excitedly affirmed &quot;You make rainbows!&quot; well my excel spreadsheet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/23\/excel-twitter-20110223\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110223&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}