{"id":824,"date":"2011-02-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/26\/excel-twitter-20110226\/"},"modified":"2011-02-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-26T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110226","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/26\/excel-twitter-20110226\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110226"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"calculator\" border=\"0\" alt=\"calculator\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/image15.png\" width=\"84\" height=\"91\" \/> Does your boss know how to use Excel? Or does your boss prefer a whiteboard and calculator?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Been working on a massive spreadsheet for about 4 hours now&#8230;while on flu meds. Might need someone to look over this when I&#8217;m done. <\/li>\n<li>Once again managed to demostrate my abilities by showing big boss how to freeze and unfreeze panes in Excel \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>My boss just admitted to me he&#8217;s addicted to Microsoft Excel.. Haha, Excel grocery lists and all. <\/li>\n<li>All the world&#8217;s raw data,And all the men and women merely pivot-tablers&#8230;William Spreadsheetspeare, &quot;As you Excel it&quot; <\/li>\n<li>My PhD is in making Excel charts, more or less. <\/li>\n<li>cos it couldnt have a pivot table! I&#8217;m a only a little bit of an excel geek,honest! (My old boss used to say I had a crush on it!) <\/li>\n<li>Today I wrote policy and made a spreadsheet to track in-kind donations. Nonprofit work is just so sexy sometimes. <\/li>\n<li>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! F&#8217;n Excel! Ohh how I hate you! Sure wish I had ur older sister&#8230;Power Pivot! #pipedreams <\/li>\n<li>i love excel and all but not when i already have a headache and had to do the same worksheet twice&#8230;..;( #notfun <\/li>\n<li>See? an Excel spreadsheet makes a great alternative to a database&#8230; #wordsthatcanstartawar #WordsThatCanStartAGeekWar <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m also probably better on Microsoft Excel than him. Who needs to do duets with Rihanna + Nicki Minaj. I&#8217;m a Star of the Spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>You know life is changing when u get excited about your #microsoft #excel doc with a vlookup table!! #nerdshavemorefun <\/li>\n<li>Watching my boss use Excel <a href=\"http:\/\/imgur.com\/NSn4w\">http:\/\/imgur.com\/NSn4w<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Hey, Excel. Your &quot;auto recover&quot; spitting out a blank workbook without my data isn&#8217;t very helpful. I can&#8217;t work like this! <\/li>\n<li>Staring blankly at an excel spreadsheet like I will mon-fri for the rest of my life. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m the excel master right now. So many pivot tables, so many formulas. All while the dulcet tones of Little River Band dance in my head <\/li>\n<li>Its working! Why does excel mess up one day and work perfectly the next day? Does a night&#8217;s sleep matter? #excel #walkenbach <\/li>\n<li>Took a pic of my boss&#8217; whiteboard list w\/ my #iPhone, emailed it to myself, &amp; used it to update an excel spreadsheet. #ilovetechnology <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does your boss know how to use Excel? Or does your boss prefer a whiteboard and calculator? Been working on a massive spreadsheet for about 4 hours now&#8230;while on flu meds. Might need someone to look over this when I&#8217;m done. Once again managed to demostrate my abilities by showing big boss how to freeze &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/02\/26\/excel-twitter-20110226\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110226&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}