{"id":831,"date":"2011-03-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/02\/excel-twitter-20110302\/"},"modified":"2011-03-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/02\/excel-twitter-20110302\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110302"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image.png\" width=\"111\" height=\"97\" \/> Don&#8217;t let Scotland Yard find out that you&#8217;re working on charts in the middle of the night. That might make you a suspect!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gonna get screwed tomorrow for not lying well enough on the Excel spreadsheet. Honesty is overrated, what do you all think? <\/li>\n<li>Microsoft access is really smart. But I&#8217;m in love with excel. Nothing beats it <\/li>\n<li>Huh. Ok, getting the hang of this. It&#8217;s just like driving a brand-new car. In Europe. At night. In the rain. #excel #i&#8217;mold <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never worshiped at the spreadsheet alter, so I&#8217;ve also never understood this *thing* people have w\/ Excel. <\/li>\n<li>not much makes me celebrate my awesomeness more than figuring out #Excel formulas and formatting by myself <\/li>\n<li>I say a prayer each time I update an embedded chart in word from my excel file &#8230; crashes galore. I don&#8217;t need this stress! <\/li>\n<li>Why were Scotland Yard wasting their time trying to crack an Excel file? We do have code breakers in this country you know! <\/li>\n<li>This excel worksheet for accounting will be the death of me for sure. #ineedspringbreaknow <\/li>\n<li>Most useful thing ever &#8211; pivot tables in excel \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I would like to learn how to create pivot tables in Excel. Before Friday. Totally do-able, right? <\/li>\n<li>apparently when I can&#8217;t sleep I make charts in excel. Pretty sure I need a life. <\/li>\n<li>Working on an &quot;important&quot; Excel Spreadsheet all morning.#MarchMadness. <\/li>\n<li>learning the value of work through data entry! 260 business cards, an excel spreadsheet, and lots of ginger ale. <\/li>\n<li>Must be too much Excel &#8211; now sporting trifocals after only one year of bifocals. #excel, #trifocals <\/li>\n<li>Never again will I confuse &#8216;reach around&#8217; and &#8216;work around&#8217; when discussing Microsoft Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>My boss not here \ud83d\ude41 This excel file cant be open. Im scared. Its a very important file. I want to cry. <\/li>\n<li>my head is mashed from looking at excel document. Stupid designers. Why can&#8217;t they make things easy? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t let Scotland Yard find out that you&#8217;re working on charts in the middle of the night. That might make you a suspect! Gonna get screwed tomorrow for not lying well enough on the Excel spreadsheet. Honesty is overrated, what do you all think? Microsoft access is really smart. But I&#8217;m in love with excel. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/02\/excel-twitter-20110302\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110302&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}