{"id":835,"date":"2011-03-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/04\/excel-twitter-20110304\/"},"modified":"2011-03-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/04\/excel-twitter-20110304\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110304"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image2.png\" width=\"129\" height=\"103\" \/> If you work on your Excel spreadsheets while driving, you probably won&#8217;t need to worry about a pension. Insert your own &quot;crashing Excel&quot; joke here.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I just used a pension calculator. My God thats a depressing spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Office challenge: How would you improve this #Excel spreadsheet | TechRepublic <a href=\"http:\/\/dlvr.it\/J587y\">http:\/\/dlvr.it\/J587y<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>It would help if I made sure that a timeline with dates from 12\/29 to 3\/17 were not all in 2011 #excel #duh <\/li>\n<li>New work laptop. Thing is so fast I need a seatbelt. Bring on the Excel formulas! <\/li>\n<li>EXCEL: &quot;Done! Ohhh, you have another 1.2M cell spreadsheet open, let me recalculate that too. My pleasure.&quot; &#8211; WINDOWS7: &quot;Shush again, user!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Is there a charity where I can donate all my unused Sheet2 and Sheet3? #excel <\/li>\n<li>Did I just sync 340MB of Excel spreadsheets to my phone so that I can work while driving? Yes. Yes I did. #productivityoversafety <\/li>\n<li>A user called with a problem with a spreadsheet. They were trying to open up an Excel file in Word. I love my job. <\/li>\n<li>In this issue of &quot;Kelly Gets Bogged Down in the Details: Excel Spreadsheet Edition,&quot; we explore the abyss that is pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>The biggest ever Excel macro project is almost done. 14 code modules, takes around 6 minutes to run making ~4100 calculations for 36 charts! <\/li>\n<li>There is a colour war on my Excel spreadsheet. Green is by far in the lead but it&#8217;s making me think of, well, sick. <\/li>\n<li>I just solved an Excel problem that&#8217;s been plaguing me for years. I AM AN EXCEL NINJA!!! <\/li>\n<li>last few days &#8211; being trained in the ways of the pivot table by an excel jedi. &#8216;let the reports flow through your fingers, young padawan&#8217;. <\/li>\n<li>So far this week I have been told I am &#8216;A Star&#8217; twice; once for creating a folder, and once for inserting a column in an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Would love to know how #Excel can get -0.00, is zero negative!? Grr! Now I just need to reconcile some mismatches <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s something always fulfilling, finally finishing w\/finicky spreadsheets. 312 spreadsheets down to one massive pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Dear Microsoft Excel, if I wasn&#8217;t so consistant with saving my work I would probably be more angry, but please STOP CRASHING. Thank you.<\/li>\n<li>Similarly, I was given a &quot;Top Marks&quot; sticker just for showing someone how to make a pivot table in Excel last month. I AM 30, ffs. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel. It makes me look like I can do maths when in reality I suspect I have number dyslexia at times if there&#8217;s such a thing <\/li>\n<li>At work and staring at an excel sheet full of timelines. Will definitely need that drink. Or three. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you work on your Excel spreadsheets while driving, you probably won&#8217;t need to worry about a pension. Insert your own &quot;crashing Excel&quot; joke here. I just used a pension calculator. My God thats a depressing spreadsheet. Office challenge: How would you improve this #Excel spreadsheet | TechRepublic http:\/\/dlvr.it\/J587y It would help if I made &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/04\/excel-twitter-20110304\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110304&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}