{"id":841,"date":"2011-03-08T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/08\/excel-twitter-20110308\/"},"modified":"2011-03-08T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-08T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110308","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/08\/excel-twitter-20110308\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110308"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image5.png\" width=\"83\" height=\"75\" \/> Yes, if you tweet less, you&#8217;ll probably get more done &#8212; unless your brain goes numb from staring at Excel!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>excel &#8211; proof that satan does walk among us here on earth. that and the starbucks at the airport. <\/li>\n<li>And xcelsius only mimics Excel. It lacks many functions, and its charts are nowhere near as flexible or capable. <\/li>\n<li>every year I SWEAR I won&#8217;t go a year before dealing with that spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>I love that the term &quot;review&quot; in office speak means &quot;come show me how to do this because I am a moron and don&#8217;t know how to use excel&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Perfect. Step-by-step directions for analysing our lab report data, that I canny follow with my archaic version of excel #FML <\/li>\n<li>deep in #excel spreadsheets&#8230; definitely got the #mondayfeeling <\/li>\n<li>Why would I ever, ever, want the original formatting when pasting into an Excel Spreadsheet? #losingmytemperatmiscrosoft <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sat in front of a puter typing numbers into a spreadsheet and have been for the last 3hrs. How do people do this everyday? Brain is numb <\/li>\n<li>Good morning, #Excel. Looks like we&#8217;ll be spending the day together. I fear the spam to be wrought by tweeting about a Microsoft product. <\/li>\n<li>I just stumbled my way through my first pivot table&#8230;look out world, my spreadsheets are about to get #EPIC <\/li>\n<li>The worst thing I&#8217;ve done in the past week is make a spreadsheet. It haunts me. <\/li>\n<li>I can only share that with my wife and giant spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Dear person who messed up this excel spreadsheet. If I ever find you, I&#8217;m going to be as mean to you as Excel is being to me #deathbyexcel <\/li>\n<li>Signs you&#8217;re a nerd: when you make a master to-do list in excel so you can color-code and sort by due date. #fb #nerdalert <\/li>\n<li>Maybe if I just make a spreadsheet of my daily schedule, I could spare you guys the live-tweeting of my life. <\/li>\n<li>why are you denying me access spreadsheet, I put the right password in &gt;:-( <\/li>\n<li>Is pretending to shoot my PC screen at work a normal thing to do? (Excel took the full force of the blast) <\/li>\n<li>Bollocks, I was set to have such a productive day today &#8211; the sum total of my day; 4 lines in an Excel spreadsheet. Should tweet less! <\/li>\n<li>It takes years to figure out the error you get in #excel <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Calorie Counter\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/06\/excel-calorie-counter\/\">Excel Calorie Counter<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, if you tweet less, you&#8217;ll probably get more done &#8212; unless your brain goes numb from staring at Excel! excel &#8211; proof that satan does walk among us here on earth. that and the starbucks at the airport. And xcelsius only mimics Excel. 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