{"id":843,"date":"2011-03-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/09\/excel-twitter-20110309\/"},"modified":"2011-03-09T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110309","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/09\/excel-twitter-20110309\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110309"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image6.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"91\" \/> It&#8217;s Excel poetry day, according to these tweets. Do you prefer the COUNTIF poem, or the better known <strong><a title=\"IF poem\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kipling.org.uk\/poems_if.htm\">IF poem<\/a><\/strong>? And IF you&#8217;re not in the mood for poetry, you can draw circles and eat cake.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am having a bad data day.#excel #sass <\/li>\n<li>Want to make a Google map from a spreadsheet of stuff? I always lose this url, so this is also for me \ud83d\ude09 <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/adPGtM\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/adPGtM<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Had to resort to a 4pm coffee to get through this spreadsheet. Seriously, 9 hours of excel should be illegal. <\/li>\n<li>Meal planning takes time &amp; practice. I made a spreadsheet at 1 point b\/c of my own busy schedule. Plan +1 trip 2 store = savings! <\/li>\n<li>this lab suuucks&#8230;. this excel spreadsheet has more numbers on it than almost any thermo problem so that&#8217;s saying something! <\/li>\n<li>Today was all Excel grids, all the time. Pricing work is like that. <\/li>\n<li>There are &quot;tests&quot; for programming positions. Are there similar exercises for financial analysts? Need something to funnel the pool #excel <\/li>\n<li>To draw circles using xy scatter charts needs the SIN, COS and RADIANS functions. They have something to do with circles, right? #excel <\/li>\n<li>I just spent almost 2 hours typing in stupid commands for something I just found out I can do in 20 seconds flat. I freaken hate excel -_- <\/li>\n<li>Excel has just informed me that I am 28.9 years old. I hate you #Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m surprised your grooms cake isn&#8217;t an Excel spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>Autofilled a really stupid Excel formula over 950K rows. Ouch, my CPU! <\/li>\n<li>15mins work become 1hour work. Stupid Excel. <\/li>\n<li>If you have read my bio and wondered my thoughts on THAT Kipling poem. Where i&#8217;m at is he would have been better to nest those IFs #excel <\/li>\n<li>i love it when programmers act condescending to Excel users whose spreadsheets get messy, as if our code never gets messy. <\/li>\n<li>Oh &quot;COUNTIF&quot; function&#8230;how I love thee! You make Excel like a fragrance of organization and make auditing so full of ease&#8230;#NerdPoem <\/li>\n<li>Today my PowerPoint and excel skills are #winning! Got kudos for all kinds of fancy charts that took me no time to do! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Weekly Meal Planner\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel-weekly-meal-planner.html\">Excel Weekly Meal Planner<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Excel poetry day, according to these tweets. Do you prefer the COUNTIF poem, or the better known IF poem? And IF you&#8217;re not in the mood for poetry, you can draw circles and eat cake. I am having a bad data day.#excel #sass Want to make a Google map from a spreadsheet of stuff? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/09\/excel-twitter-20110309\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110309&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}