{"id":845,"date":"2011-03-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/10\/excel-twitter-20110310\/"},"modified":"2011-03-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/10\/excel-twitter-20110310\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110310"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image7.png\" width=\"96\" height=\"103\" \/> Today&#8217;s Excel lessons &#8212; never correct your wife, use your powers to help your dad, and don&#8217;t annoy macro-writing co-workers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Turns out the problem was having Excel open at the same time as Word. #ffs <\/li>\n<li>I go from my store yday, where it was so busy I couldn&#8217;t eat, to my new store. where I am changing colors on an excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>i don&#8217;t think an excel spreadsheet is large enough for 7 combinations and its infinite \ud83d\ude41 #FML so so much <\/li>\n<li>For one day I would love a day without microsoft excel and powerpoint&#8230; I wonder if my boss is ok with me giving them up for lent <\/li>\n<li>Could this spreadsheet lesson get any more boring &#8230; &quot;show and hide these rows&quot; .. *yawn* :\/ <\/li>\n<li>My color-coding system is changing. Lavender is easier to read than violet. -4 man points. #excel <\/li>\n<li>It has been so long since I have had to make charts in Excel. Have lots of numbers to make into something sensible. Tips appreciated. <\/li>\n<li>If u want me 2 write an Excel macro 2 turn ur daily hour task into a 5 seconds one, and I&#8217;m doing it, don&#8217;t cc my boss in ur &quot;done?&quot; email. <\/li>\n<li>Magical Megan Excel Powers: Episode 3.9: The case of her father&#8217;s missing spreadsheet tab. &quot;Click the arrow on the bottom.&quot; #shazam&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I look forward to free meals at work but there&#8217;s always a price to pay right. &lt;opens new excel window&gt; <\/li>\n<li>Playing with excel, trying to work out where my money goes every month. Still none the wiser. <\/li>\n<li>live corporate dream &#8211; curry &amp; spreadsheet &#8211; er, is it too late for another career change? #overtime <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/h459ohxj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/h459ohxj<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>my roommate is making an excel spreadsheet of how shes gonna spend her money over spring break. im wearing shutter shades and eating oatmeal <\/li>\n<li>I judge my productivity on how often I crash #excel. Count this morning: 4, median daily crashes: 1.5, months supply of crashes: 7.2 <\/li>\n<li>I seems I can&#8217;t spend ten minutes on a spreadsheet without making a cup of tea #procrastination <\/li>\n<li>I am on a computer. I am tweeting from the computer. I am pretending to work on excel whilst tweeting from the computer. Mission successful. <\/li>\n<li>And, in my case for this stupid Excel VBA, it&#8217;s &quot;what the hell was I thinking&quot; #dontjudgeme <\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s taken me this long, but i&#8217;ve finally found something PCs do better than macs: MS excel. HATE the mac version. <\/li>\n<li>Did 3 min&#8217;s of Excel\/charting work for my wife, who is excel-illiterate. Pretty 3D bar chart. She thinks I&#8217;m a genius. Who am I to correct? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Excel lessons &#8212; never correct your wife, use your powers to help your dad, and don&#8217;t annoy macro-writing co-workers. Turns out the problem was having Excel open at the same time as Word. #ffs I go from my store yday, where it was so busy I couldn&#8217;t eat, to my new store. where I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/10\/excel-twitter-20110310\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110310&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}