{"id":851,"date":"2011-03-12T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/12\/excel-twitter-20110312\/"},"modified":"2011-03-12T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110312","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/12\/excel-twitter-20110312\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110312"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image8.png\" width=\"107\" height=\"105\" \/> Let&#8217;s put on some Duke Ellington, crack open a monthly revenue report in Excel, and party like it&#8217;s 36525.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Dear @Microsoft , Excel 2010 is buggy and is making more and more work for me. Productivity: Zero. #officehaiku <\/li>\n<li>I thought #Excel couldn&#8217;t be any worse than I&#8217;d already discovered it to be, but it always surprises me with new ways NOT to work #ExcelFail <\/li>\n<li>If excel is like a daily jog and pivot tables are like a marathon why do monthly revenue reports seem worse than an iron man? <\/li>\n<li>When you simultaneously work on pdf and Excel files, you realise that Excel should have a hand tool or a pan tool that Adobe Acrobat has <\/li>\n<li>Still up inputing data into spss and microsoft excel. I don&#8217;t wanna be a teacher anymore. This is entirely too much work. #tiredtweet <\/li>\n<li>#FML! Just worked super hard on trying to finish an excel project that I thought was due at 12 when it was due at 11:30 + it was worth 60pts <\/li>\n<li>I may have just created the single sexiest and most useful excel spreadsheet EVER!!! With it I shall RULE THE WORLD!!!! <\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe I just spent two hours on that spreadsheet. Like really? <\/li>\n<li>#saynoto merged cells and shared workbooks in #Excel <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll just send gobbledegook. That will shut him up for a while. Back to your spreadsheet and Harvard Business Review, you pencilneck. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve seen his package, and its HUGE -coworker on my boss&#8217; excel spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Tonight we&#8217;re gonna party like it&#8217;s 36525. #excel <\/li>\n<li>Have a pal in the army who keeps sending me &#8216;bravery&#8217; videos. I work with a MNC. Should I send him excel sheets? <\/li>\n<li>Made the mistake of asking my helpful developer colleague for help with an #Excel macro. #BazookaToAKnifeFight <\/li>\n<li>excel is my friend&#8230; too bad it is like my wife, we only partially speak each others&#8217; language. #excel <\/li>\n<li>If one spends too much time with someone u r in love with them. This has been replaced with Excel sheets now <\/li>\n<li>Coffee&#8230;check. Duke Ellington on spotify&#8230;check. Multiple excel spreadsheets open&#8230;.check. I LOVE working from home #geekric <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s put on some Duke Ellington, crack open a monthly revenue report in Excel, and party like it&#8217;s 36525. Dear @Microsoft , Excel 2010 is buggy and is making more and more work for me. Productivity: Zero. #officehaiku I thought #Excel couldn&#8217;t be any worse than I&#8217;d already discovered it to be, but it always &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/12\/excel-twitter-20110312\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110312&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}