{"id":858,"date":"2011-03-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/16\/excel-twitter-20110316\/"},"modified":"2011-03-16T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110316","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/16\/excel-twitter-20110316\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110316"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image11.png\" width=\"112\" height=\"116\" \/> Watching the Sharks probably affects your blood pressure, so keep track in Excel, and report the results to your doctor.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>i&#8217;m succeeding in my mission to do as little work as possible today. its almost 11am and i haven&#8217;t finished a single excel sheet yet. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m having way too much fun playing with charts in Excel. It&#8217;s for work, I swear! <\/li>\n<li>Dang, I wish I was watching the Sharks game right now instead of looking at stupid excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>I really, really love using MS Excel. I wish I know more &quot;tricks&quot; than merging cells and coloring them. XD <\/li>\n<li>Waiting for Excel. Massive vlookup is slow. Gonna be a while. #excel #haiku <\/li>\n<li>dude, that&#8217;s what I love about you. You are the only person I know w\/ a favorite excel function. That&#8217;s awesomeness. <\/li>\n<li>I find it a shame that some of my finest work is in spreadsheet form and no-one wants to see it. Ah well. <\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re not sure what the &quot;look out&quot; &amp; &quot;on alert&quot; excel spreadsheet means. <\/li>\n<li>Someone just sent me their CV as an excel spread sheet. In the name of all that is holy tell me stupid is not contagious&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>The doctor loved my blood pressure Excel charts. I&#8217;m such an engineer. <\/li>\n<li>$1 to anyone who can tell me how to disable that stupid edge-double-click-jump-to-end-of-column &quot;feature&quot; in Excel. Also I hate Excel. <\/li>\n<li>I hate Excel -.- dealing with 2007 for work, too many stupid things about it! <\/li>\n<li>Trying to plan my birthday party. Yeah, I made an excel spreadsheet and everything. <\/li>\n<li>Today I love the person responsible fr creating #Microsoft #Excel \ud83d\ude00 Work simplied \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I seem to have lost my way and fallen into Excel Spreadsheet hell! CTRL + A and Delete ? <\/li>\n<li>You know, I still think &quot;ribbons&quot; are stupid, but I like New Excel. (Which has apparently been out for 4 yrs, but I&#8217;ve had it for 3 months.) <\/li>\n<li>Just put together an Excel Spreadsheet in a moving vehicle. Thank you, Verizon Wireless, for having my back in times of crisis. #BeastMode <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching the Sharks probably affects your blood pressure, so keep track in Excel, and report the results to your doctor. i&#8217;m succeeding in my mission to do as little work as possible today. its almost 11am and i haven&#8217;t finished a single excel sheet yet. I&#8217;m having way too much fun playing with charts in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/16\/excel-twitter-20110316\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110316&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}