{"id":860,"date":"2011-03-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/17\/excel-twitter-20110317\/"},"modified":"2011-03-17T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-17T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110317","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/17\/excel-twitter-20110317\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110317"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image12.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"116\" \/> Save your Excel work as you go along &#8212; that should reduce the amount of crying, even when you&#8217;re helping the boss.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No matter what Microsoft critics have to say, Excel has got to be open of the greatest software applications ever written. #microsoft #excel <\/li>\n<li>Fine then, Excel. I will use a pivot table, but let&#8217;s get this clear; I won&#8217;t like it. <\/li>\n<li>Hour&#8217;s work lost on Excel. When will I ever learn to save as I go along. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes you just need to start the day with&quot;busy work&quot;. Just to give your brain (and nerves) a breather. Yes excel worksheet I mean you. <\/li>\n<li>There was a time in my life when I was called a genius for adding up figures on an excel sheet. Now I work with people cleverer than me. <\/li>\n<li>Ooook I&#8217;m not gonna even get involved with this excel thing right now cuz I&#8217;m hungry. Food 1st work l8r <\/li>\n<li>So I was gonna leave an hour ago, till my boss called me asking for 5 mins to show him excel. An hour later&#8230;. #FML #livetowork #telstra <\/li>\n<li>Boss is gone on errands, big meeting finished for the day. I should have brought my pajamas for this last 1.5 hours of excel database work! <\/li>\n<li>My boss called a meeting so that we could sit here and watch him copy text from a powerpoint to an excel doc. #failboss <\/li>\n<li>Omg.I&#8217;m never gonna help euriel with his excel sheets anymore. I pretty much did all his work &amp; he got a higher grade then me. I&#8217;m mad ! <\/li>\n<li>My boss just learned how to sort and search within Excel. #welcometothe20thcentury #smh <\/li>\n<li>You know you have a problem with excel when your spreadsheet is 76,847 rows long, but at least sample size won&#8217;t be a problem&#8230; #NERD <\/li>\n<li>Our simile of the day, courtesy of the Microsoft trainer: &quot;A pivot table is like turning a mob into a marching band.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, I love all the things you can do but I don&#8217;t like writing you IF statements <\/li>\n<li>why didn&#8217;t any1 tell me ab excel&#8217;s pivot table function! U ppl hv been holding out on me. <\/li>\n<li>buried underneath a pile of excel spreadsheets, direct deposit forms, and workers&#8217; comp claims. i love being busy at work. <\/li>\n<li>woo .. 375000 rows of Adventure Works goodness in my Excel workbook #PowerPivot <\/li>\n<li>Fine. Don&#8217;t come crying to me when you gotta do an Excel spreadsheet. #ImaPC <\/li>\n<li>Just explained text wrapping and overwriting vs inserting text in Excel to my frustrated, confused boss. #jobsecurity <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot from Identical Files\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/PowerPivot-Identical-Excel-Files.html\">PowerPivot from Identical Files<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Save your Excel work as you go along &#8212; that should reduce the amount of crying, even when you&#8217;re helping the boss. No matter what Microsoft critics have to say, Excel has got to be open of the greatest software applications ever written. #microsoft #excel Fine then, Excel. I will use a pivot table, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/17\/excel-twitter-20110317\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110317&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}