{"id":862,"date":"2011-03-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/18\/excel-twitter-20110318\/"},"modified":"2011-03-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110318","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/18\/excel-twitter-20110318\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110318"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image13.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"115\" \/> Did you get punked by Excel today? Is the Ribbon making you crazy? Or are you loving Excel\u2026pour le moment?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Sometimes I get bribes like this at work via email &#8211; Subject: can u help me again with excel? we have beer come over #work <\/li>\n<li>J&#8217;ai trouv\u00e9 !! #Excel je t&#8217;aime !!!!!!! &#8230; Pour le moment &#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Why do people when putting colour on an Excel sheet insist on using stupid colours? I feel like I&#8217;m on an acid trip <\/li>\n<li>Can we talk about my profoundly disturbing love for the vlookup function in excel? <\/li>\n<li>I am slowly starting to learn all the Excel keyboard shortcuts. Had to relearn because of the stupid Ribbon. <\/li>\n<li>one sign of the US educational system&#8217;s failure: i spent 16+ years in it and still can&#8217;t print an excel spreadsheet. #thishandbasketiscomfy <\/li>\n<li>Every time I create a pivot table in MS Excel I always change the view back to classic. I&#8217;m just curious who uses the new view &amp; why?!? <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a Microsoft #Excel kind of day. Not happy about that. #PR <\/li>\n<li>If I had a dollar for every time I bitched about Excel, I&#8217;d be a freaking billionaire in no time. Stupid, stupid program. <\/li>\n<li>My new boss just said I did a great job with this excel file. That&#8217;s the first time she&#8217;s said anything kinda nice. #yaymi <\/li>\n<li>Why does Microsoft Excel let you Paste via Transpose from Copy but not from Cut?? Stupid thing! <\/li>\n<li>Boss &amp; I having a crazy time using the 2007 excel,trying to figure out where all functions are. But once we found em,we&#8217;re blown away! Sad. <\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheet error. It asks, &quot;Do you want help with this?&quot; So I click Yes, and it says &quot;No help available.&quot; I just got punked by Excel! <\/li>\n<li>I wonder if Sonic Youth knew they were making the perfect album for editing a spreadsheet when they made Dirty. <\/li>\n<li>I have to strategically place my streaming windows for the next two days. Then have a spreadsheet readily available to pop up for &quot;work&quot; <\/li>\n<li>On train to work. Girl has her laptop with excel on it and a big manual calculator doing sums. #fail. Also looks confused by her blackberry. <\/li>\n<li>In GA, I did a Excel spreadsheet with summary in front of hardware and each tab was a floor. Boss screwed it up. <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s biggest accomplishment: A much-dreaded spreadsheet (non-work) I&#8217;ve avoided doing for one month. Only took 45 min tonight. #typical <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you get punked by Excel today? Is the Ribbon making you crazy? Or are you loving Excel\u2026pour le moment? Sometimes I get bribes like this at work via email &#8211; Subject: can u help me again with excel? we have beer come over #work J&#8217;ai trouv\u00e9 !! #Excel je t&#8217;aime !!!!!!! &#8230; Pour le &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/18\/excel-twitter-20110318\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110318&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}