{"id":863,"date":"2011-03-19T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/19\/excel-twitter-20110319\/"},"modified":"2011-03-19T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110319","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/19\/excel-twitter-20110319\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110319"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel heaven filled with spreadsheets of doom? Should we blame Microsoft? Ah, it&#8217;s the weekend &#8212; you can worry about that on Monday. <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Instead of working I&#8217;m playing with Excel pivot charts. Which is still technically working, but not a priority so I am kind of slacking. <\/li>\n<li>Just been called into the training room to solve a problem with Excel. On an excel training course. <\/li>\n<li>App work gone down well with my client but the real star is the data. I&#8217;m in love with Excel spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>Time to face the terrible spreadsheet of doom once more and try to discover why my calculations are off by 40 grand! #woo <\/li>\n<li>Finally created my own custom Function in #Excel. Gotta love some old school #VBA code. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got spreadsheet eye. It&#8217;s like tennis elbow for people who work in accounts! <\/li>\n<li>Excel has given me the names of 10 students to work with. If it doesn&#8217;t work out we can blame Microsoft. <\/li>\n<li>Nested IF statements. Just what I want on a Friday! #Excel #NotOnAFriday <\/li>\n<li>I have that problem here. Apparently, I&#8217;m the &#8216;Excel Guru&#8217;. When I leave they&#8217;ll grind to a halt and possibly go out of business <\/li>\n<li>just finished listening to &quot;Palace&quot; at work. It&#8217;s like I&#8217;m at #sxsw but with a desk, office supplies, and an Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Wow, who knew spreadsheet tweets would be so popular? Would you all like to hear about my pivot table woes now? \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Spent a whole day trying to encourage a sophisticated stats package to do something which I found out can be done in seconds by #Excel! <\/li>\n<li>The IF function in Excel is currently the bane of my existence <\/li>\n<li>update: my beautiful spreadsheet i tweeted about earlier has gone to excel heaven after a minor forgetting to save hiccup. i could cry <\/li>\n<li>Dear #excel. I am sorry for every mean thing I&#8217;ve ever said about you. You are a lovely spreadsheet program. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve tried and tried and even cried at how frustrated Excel makes meTold the boss I won&#8217;t be touching any spreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>I can write code to turn the blender on from my computer, but some Excel problems KILL me. <\/li>\n<li>Me: &quot;I love conditional formatting in Excel&quot; Manager: &quot;Get a life&quot; <\/li>\n<li>For as powerful as Excel can be, it sure has some insanely stupid limitations. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VBA\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlvba01.html\">Excel VBA<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is Excel heaven filled with spreadsheets of doom? Should we blame Microsoft? Ah, it&#8217;s the weekend &#8212; you can worry about that on Monday. Instead of working I&#8217;m playing with Excel pivot charts. Which is still technically working, but not a priority so I am kind of slacking. Just been called into the training room &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/19\/excel-twitter-20110319\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110319&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}