{"id":869,"date":"2011-03-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/23\/excel-twitter-20110323\/"},"modified":"2011-03-23T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-23T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110323","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/23\/excel-twitter-20110323\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110323"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image16.png\" width=\"81\" height=\"114\" \/> Things can turn ugly when Excel processes go rogue, and Excel demons appear. A pivot table wizard or flux capacitor might solve the problem.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Excel is suddenly crashing every time I try to save a workbook. Did Adobe buy Microsoft this morning and I missed it? <\/li>\n<li>ALTHOUGH it used to be easier in earlier versions of Excel, where there was Pivot Table Wizard. New office, notsomuch. <\/li>\n<li>Post on a Warcraft forum called &quot;why I love Excel.&quot; This is pretty much as good as it gets for me <\/li>\n<li>Just opened my budget spreadsheet to find it somehow didn&#8217;t save all the work I did on it last time&#8230; *sob* stupid Excel!!! <\/li>\n<li>Batlling the demons of excel and #winning <\/li>\n<li>I finally got upgraded to Office 2010 last week and I&#8217;m having a love affair with the new Excel. This is what my life has come to. <\/li>\n<li>Late night playing with #excel functions, SEARCH &gt; FIND, any objections? \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Such crap at work today. Seriously, if you can&#8217;t enter info in an Excel worksheet its time for you to be shown the door. <\/li>\n<li>Please sponsor my excel marathon, taking place today, at work, all day&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I hate using Excel for data updates and charts figures. This stuff is takes forever. #overit <\/li>\n<li>Seeing my magical powers with the Excel pivot table, the social workers were awestruck, as though I had invented fire. <\/li>\n<li>Boss is banning me from joining Excel training. What?! Is it due to my job as superbackup holds me back? Or I&#8217;m just too awesome? Can I cry? <\/li>\n<li>making bubble charts on Excel is a nightmare. They always look horrible. Any other tools that people use ? <\/li>\n<li>I HATE this day&#8230;urgent needed Excel file&#8217;s missing&#8230;8 hrs of work for nothing&#8230;*argh* just great&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Turns out #excel didn&#8217;t lose my personal.xlsb, there was a rouge excel process holding it captive. <\/li>\n<li>14 &#8211; I love Excel enough that I&#8217;m about to switch this list over to there to help me get organized. #100factsaboutme <\/li>\n<li>Learn some basic formatting skills! I&#8217;ve just spent 10 minutes resizing your spreadsheet columns to make it legible. <\/li>\n<li>Vlookup pivot table flux capacitor transwarp ratio differential. All functions of Excel I claimed to have used today at work. #blagging <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things can turn ugly when Excel processes go rogue, and Excel demons appear. A pivot table wizard or flux capacitor might solve the problem. Excel is suddenly crashing every time I try to save a workbook. Did Adobe buy Microsoft this morning and I missed it? ALTHOUGH it used to be easier in earlier versions &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/23\/excel-twitter-20110323\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110323&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-869","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}