{"id":873,"date":"2011-03-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/25\/excel-twitter-20110325\/"},"modified":"2011-03-25T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-25T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/25\/excel-twitter-20110325\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110325"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image18.png\" width=\"60\" height=\"145\" \/> If Excel work is making you depressed, take a break, and jot down a few new ideas. Or maybe Satan could teach you to play the blues.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tonight, when I get home, I am going to write a love song about Microsoft Excel. <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s not to love when you solve problems of the dreaded excel variety <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in computer class, we doing spreadsheet, I really can&#8217;t believe that so many people can&#8217;t do basic things on pc&#8217;s, shockn #imjustsaying <\/li>\n<li>Love that my dad classifies me as a genius because of my basic excel know-how. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Excel never ceases to amaze me how much it can be used in so many different ways #excelrocks <\/li>\n<li>Dear Satan, teaching Robert Johnson the blues at the crossroads was an inspired move. But, it still doesn\u2019t make up for Microsoft Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Revamping someone elses XL spreadsheet is the worst!! My eyes are glazed. <\/li>\n<li>#Excel is right next to #Twitter on my dock and i keep opening excel and it depresses me deeply. <\/li>\n<li>Fixed the #Excel macros that were shutting down my computer yesterday. 20 min work each month is now a single mouse click. #winning <\/li>\n<li>I really should keep it quiet that I know how to use Excel. People find out and the requests pile up asking about metrics, charts, etc <\/li>\n<li>Used an #Excel #PivotTable to turn an entire day&#8217;s worth of my co-worker&#8217;s job into about 10 minutes of work. #Seriously <\/li>\n<li>Today, at work, I was told that I&#8217;m at Jedi Master level when it comes to my Excel skills. #howtomakeageekhappy #ilovespreadsheets #starwars <\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re a consultant when&#8230; you use Excel for your shopping list and then sort it using a pivot table! <\/li>\n<li>after complaining, the excel gods were nice to me and the pivot table stopped being stubborn &#8211; all is well &#8211; chocolate overdose avoided <\/li>\n<li>Take a break from excel, and doodle down a few new ideas. <\/li>\n<li>Tech Tip &#8211;&gt; don&#8217;t run a macro on a 65k-row excel workbook, if you want to do anything else in Excel for the next freaking hour!! #FB <\/li>\n<li>Take a screenshot of a spreadsheet. Set it as your desktop wallpaper. Look productive at all times. <\/li>\n<li>Well I wanted\/needed to do some work tonight but I think my roomie just bored me into a coma with an Excel conversation. Accountants&#8230; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel work is making you depressed, take a break, and jot down a few new ideas. Or maybe Satan could teach you to play the blues. Tonight, when I get home, I am going to write a love song about Microsoft Excel. What&#8217;s not to love when you solve problems of the dreaded excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/25\/excel-twitter-20110325\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110325&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":883,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/873\/revisions\/883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}