{"id":875,"date":"2011-03-26T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/26\/excel-twitter-20110326\/"},"modified":"2011-03-26T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110326","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/26\/excel-twitter-20110326\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110326"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image19.png\" width=\"112\" height=\"130\" \/> Whether you&#8217;re in fashion school or helping grandma, Excel can help. And if you forget how to calculate percentages, a pie chart might not be the best long term solution.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Got the most confusing spreadsheet from customer wanting me to fill it in, but it was sent as read-only. Someone needs an Excel class&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Watching Modern Family while I work helps me ignore that Excel is taking 4ever to save (I&#8217;m a compulsive saver, so this is a BIG problem) <\/li>\n<li>This spreadsheet is as good as its going to get&#8230; good night Excel. Good night events list. Good night Twitter. Good night moon. <\/li>\n<li>The weirdest things get me excited now&#8230;.I&#8217;m totally geeked about this new excel spreadsheet #dork <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a rare day that I get an e-mail with a screenshot of an Excel sheet and I&#8217;m asked to calculations on it, but today is that day. #fml <\/li>\n<li>Realized that making reports, charts and pivots in Excel is a new hobby of mine..Should I be worried right now? <\/li>\n<li>I get it from my dad. We are supreme spreadsheet lovers! He would be so proud if he saw mine..err..maybe not&#8230; \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>I love Excel but there is a line and think you just crossed it with your Scabble score spreadsheet \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I am so lame. I just my a pivot table for my #wedding flowers. I officially just became an #ExcelGeek&#8230;and I think I like it! <\/li>\n<li>Thank God for that business computer class, just helped my grandma with this excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Ummm&#8230; I&#8217;ve forgotten the excel formula for working out percentages&#8230; But it&#8217;s okay because the pie charts worked it out for me. #phew <\/li>\n<li>Dear Universe, just ONE more excel file to complete, please allow me to survive..(a months work in 3 days&#8230;) <\/li>\n<li>Kid at the office just sent document to me (I asked him to put date in the name): spreadsheet twenty fifth march two thousand and eleven.doc <\/li>\n<li>I even like formulas. I would marry a spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Pivot Tables. The most useful, yet most unstable and frustrating part of Microsoft Excel <\/li>\n<li>I love filling out spreadsheets for stuff that doesn&#8217;t matter. Even better if a secret society of Excel engineers designed the spreadsheet! <\/li>\n<li>Fashion schools should put an emphasis on Microsoft Excel. I make at least 4 charts everyday. <\/li>\n<li>Work work work. I would like to know when did excel become a means of torture? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether you&#8217;re in fashion school or helping grandma, Excel can help. And if you forget how to calculate percentages, a pie chart might not be the best long term solution. Got the most confusing spreadsheet from customer wanting me to fill it in, but it was sent as read-only. Someone needs an Excel class&#8230; Watching &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/26\/excel-twitter-20110326\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110326&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=875"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/875\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}