{"id":876,"date":"2011-03-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/28\/excel-twitter-20110328\/"},"modified":"2011-03-28T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-28T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110328","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/28\/excel-twitter-20110328\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110328"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I\u2019m working with Excel again, I know it\u2019s not Groundhog Day. And don\u2019t call me Shirley!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m the dreamer\/opportunist, he&#8217;s the &quot;let-me-do-the-excel-sheet-to-see-if-it&#8217;ll-work&quot;. It balances out. <\/li>\n<li>*smackhead* Stupid mistake in Excel formulas. Now have to redo like a thousand formulas. #hategradschool <\/li>\n<li>JUst made an F1 points spreadsheet. Like the ones me and dad used to make back in the day on our first computer. #Nostalgia <\/li>\n<li>Should I open the excel model from work in the hope that it&#8217;ll put me to sleep? <\/li>\n<li>Numbers is for quick+presentation use, Excel is a full suite spreadsheet (which most of us never fully use) <\/li>\n<li>please explain to my boss that I&#8217;m too drunk\/hungover to use #vlookup or any other excel function today. <\/li>\n<li>i would rather do just about anything than make an excel spreadsheet&#8230; #guesswhatimdoing <\/li>\n<li>Shirley I&#8217;m not the only one &quot;working&quot; with my mouse over a fake spreadsheet! #BUTLER <\/li>\n<li>Friday night. On the couch. watching basketball. Work spreadsheet in front of me. Canceled a date #fml <\/li>\n<li>was an online test. Only got hung up on the Excel part. Damn pivot tables. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know where to start explaining to a client what&#8217;s wrong about keeping a spreadsheet with the username and passwords of their users. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m in accounting too!! I have mad Excel skills &amp; love balanced numbers! And also get mocked for it #AccountantsRock <\/li>\n<li>i met the deadline. 4398 balanced rows(excel). The boss is overall happy. i #rule \ud83d\ude00 <\/li>\n<li>Excel &amp; I are at that point in our love\/hate relationship where I push it out of an airplane from 35,000 feat and it plummets to its death. <\/li>\n<li>I opened my laptop to work on excel I&#8217;m tweeting instead <\/li>\n<li>no problem&#8230;glad to share my arcane (and usually pointless) knowledge of excel \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Groundhog Day. Spreadsheet. Soul. Wilting. <\/li>\n<li>I am hating my class again. ARGH &#8211; 4 words, small team &#8211; BIG spreadsheet <\/li>\n<li>Entering check information into a spreadsheet, and noticed someone wrote a check for $190 as &quot;one hundred and nighty&quot;. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though I\u2019m working with Excel again, I know it\u2019s not Groundhog Day. And don\u2019t call me Shirley! I&#8217;m the dreamer\/opportunist, he&#8217;s the &quot;let-me-do-the-excel-sheet-to-see-if-it&#8217;ll-work&quot;. It balances out. *smackhead* Stupid mistake in Excel formulas. Now have to redo like a thousand formulas. #hategradschool JUst made an F1 points spreadsheet. Like the ones me and dad used &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/28\/excel-twitter-20110328\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110328&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}