{"id":879,"date":"2011-03-30T00:02:31","date_gmt":"2011-03-30T04:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=879"},"modified":"2011-03-29T16:52:39","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T20:52:39","slug":"excel-twitter-20110330","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/30\/excel-twitter-20110330\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110330"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Times might be tough, but you really should be working for food! Brush up on your Excel skills, and get a better job.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just traded my boss an excel report for string cheese and an apple. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. #mature<\/li>\n<li>When your boss ask you to gather information and update the excel sheet simply say &#8230;Do I look like a people person?<\/li>\n<li>I just had to show the boss at work how ctrl+f works in excel. He got really excited. #highereducationatwork<\/li>\n<li>Excel knows who the boss is today like. Just wrote a Macro. HA.<\/li>\n<li>If it was not for boss we would have had an Excel Sheet that would have defied all the Presentations ever made in this office.<\/li>\n<li>Y this pivot table with this info so hard to put together on excel&#8230;.dang man&#8230;.I need a break<\/li>\n<li>Interview went well actually. But kudos to me for not knowing how to use vlookup and pivot table on excel. Sheesh<\/li>\n<li>note to self: selecting an entire workbook and mistakenly copying and pasting links elsewhere is enough to make excel implode<\/li>\n<li>Awesome, I&#8217;ve never wasted time making an Excel workbook that performs a Kaprekar Routine before. #cubefarm #morewaystopass4months<\/li>\n<li>I love you, Excel. I have missed you.<\/li>\n<li>Had to put marking on hold to brush up on my Excel skills tonight and being the nerd I am, I love it!!<\/li>\n<li>Dear users, if you&#8217;re going to send me a screenshot of an error&#8230;.for the love of god, dont send it as an excel spredsheet. #ihateusers<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel &#8211; I love you. Why can&#8217;t all MS Office products be as robust and reliable as you? You&#8217;re like the swiss army knife of data.&lt;3<\/li>\n<li>I absolutely love that excel has a button that makes things normal. Sounds silly but SOOO helpful!!!<\/li>\n<li>Just figured out some really complicated (well, complicated for me) stuff in Excel. I love when I learn new things \ud83d\ude42 #RealLifeAchievement<\/li>\n<li>I love when I send someone an excel spreadsheet, they make changes to it, and then cut and paste the data into an email. \/headdesk<\/li>\n<li>jealous, I got this little laptop monitor&#8230;and I work with multiple excel large spreadsheets. #hopingfordualmonitorssoon<\/li>\n<li>Apparently &#8220;Save often&#8221; for Microsoft Excel means every 20 seconds. Just lost work and it reverted to a previous auto-save. #NotCool<\/li>\n<li>Ask me how I can work on a website design, but can&#8217;t create a table in #microsoft word or excel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Times might be tough, but you really should be working for food! Brush up on your Excel skills, and get a better job. Just traded my boss an excel report for string cheese and an apple. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned in kindergarten. #mature When your boss ask you to gather information &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/30\/excel-twitter-20110330\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110330&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=879"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":881,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/879\/revisions\/881"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}