{"id":885,"date":"2011-03-31T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/31\/excel-twitter-20110331\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110331","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/31\/excel-twitter-20110331\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110331"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-right-width: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image21.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"96\" \/> Wouldn\u2019t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Learned to make pie charts in Excel and iron dress pants <\/li>\n<li>Taken me 5+ mins to find out how to remove a &#8216;password to modify&#8217; from an Excel 2010 spreadsheet &#8211; MS, stop bloody moving options about! <\/li>\n<li>I just spent 30 minutes of my life discussing a non-work-related\/vacation planning Excel spreadsheet w\/ a friend. #fml #fb <\/li>\n<li>It should seriously be against the law to make someone stare at an excel spreadsheet for over 10 hours. <\/li>\n<li>Permission to leave? *hurls stupid laptop with stupid excel document across stupid floor of stupid place of stupid work* <\/li>\n<li>Dear Excel, I&#8217;m sorry that my 32GB of RAM is not enough for you, but still it would be great if you would stop choking on my spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes when you think you&#8217;re saving the world, you realize you made an error in the numbers and you&#8217;re just polluting an excel workbook. <\/li>\n<li>I think programmers tend to prefer &quot;R1C1&quot; reference style in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Buried in an excel spreadsheet for the afternoon. Head is melted. Tonight&#8230; there will be wine! <\/li>\n<li>I made a pivot table in excel last week. I still can&#8217;t come to grips with that <\/li>\n<li>You haven&#8217;t seen a pivot table until you&#8217;ve seen mine. #pivotenvy <\/li>\n<li>in advanced excel class, we learned to hide columns. #fail <\/li>\n<li>Seriously Microsoft start treating an Excel workbook as a single file. I don&#8217;t want to have to manually set every single sheet for printing. <\/li>\n<li>The massive excel spreadsheet project is now complete. Unfortunately my efforts weren&#8217;t rewarded with a new iPad. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>trust me. I didn&#8217;t overlook anything. I have a 5 tab excel workbook to prove it <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a slippery slope! but then my wife used her excel\/spreadsheet foo to track out cats glucose curve, then we shared it w\/vet <\/li>\n<li>The most work I&#8217;ve done so far this morning has been to show two of the older guys in the office how to insert a picture in excel. #slowday <\/li>\n<li>Missing the most anticipated cricket match in history, to spend the day with Excel and LaTex \ud83d\ude41 #FML #IndvsPak <\/li>\n<li>As it turns out the problem was that an update for excel turned on a long forgotten and well-hidden option without notice&#8230; frakin toasters <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wouldn\u2019t it be great to have a single gadget that could run Excel, make toast and iron dress pants? Mornings would be so much easier! Learned to make pie charts in Excel and iron dress pants Taken me 5+ mins to find out how to remove a &#8216;password to modify&#8217; from an Excel 2010 spreadsheet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/31\/excel-twitter-20110331\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110331&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}