{"id":887,"date":"2011-04-01T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/01\/excel-twitter-20110401\/"},"modified":"2011-04-01T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110401","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/01\/excel-twitter-20110401\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110401"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/image22.png\" width=\"118\" height=\"101\" \/> No April Fools in Excel \u2013 everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking.  <\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Transcribing names from a sign-in sheet to a spreadsheet&#8230;people have unbelievably messy handwriting!! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m at that time at work where quickbooks, peachtree, excel sheets, and client&#8217;s statements blend together into one big blob <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m looking for a Superior person, with a capital &quot;S&quot;, that knows how to make charts in Excel look fantastic. Anyone? <\/li>\n<li>Being able to build a pivot table on your own can get ya a job folks <\/li>\n<li>All data can be arranged into an excel spreadsheet. That&#8217;s an axiom right there. <\/li>\n<li>An excel spreadsheet just stole 4 hours of my life&#8230; I need a book keeper. <\/li>\n<li>I would like to express my gratitude that the &quot;recover&quot; function worked in excel, recovering two hours of spreadsheet work. thank you. <\/li>\n<li>No way in hell I&#8217;m waking up for class at 8. I hate Excel anyways <\/li>\n<li>Hard rock, a cup of tea and a pivot table&#8230;this is living! <\/li>\n<li>yuck!! I feel the same over this darn spreadsheet I am trying to create in which every1 wants something different <\/li>\n<li>I just love Excel&#8230; is that weird? I have just recently discovered Named Ranges! I used to use the default cell references!&#8230; took forever <\/li>\n<li>I usually start Excel work by going &quot;WOAH! This is so clever!&quot; and end up rocking gently a corner, once again defeated by a pivot table. <\/li>\n<li>Also, Excel Pivot tables are amazing. Makes wrangling lots of data look easy. <\/li>\n<li>A mere 25 years into its existence, Microsoft Excel still plots undefined numbers same as 0. Maybe they&#8217;ll fix that in coming decade or two. <\/li>\n<li>In #sql training, I was just referred to as the &#8216;Pivot King&#8217; due to my knowledge of #excel pivot tables. #intenselygeeky <\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;ve just created the most intense spreadsheet\/Google Doc in the history of Excel-formatted things #organizationFTW <\/li>\n<li>\ud83d\ude41 sorry just got on&#8230;.glad your daily battle with Excel was a victorious one <\/li>\n<li>just figured out how you can calculate howmany days someone is old in excel&#8230; #marilynmanson is 15425 days old! love this cursus! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No April Fools in Excel \u2013 everyone who uses Excel is a superior person, who makes wrangling lots of data look easy! Just ignore that person curled up in the corner, gently rocking. Transcribing names from a sign-in sheet to a spreadsheet&#8230;people have unbelievably messy handwriting!! I&#8217;m at that time at work where quickbooks, peachtree, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/01\/excel-twitter-20110401\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110401&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}