{"id":893,"date":"2011-04-05T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-05T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/05\/excel-twitter-20110405\/"},"modified":"2011-04-05T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-05T04:01:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110405","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/05\/excel-twitter-20110405\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110405"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image2.png\" width=\"106\" height=\"134\" \/> Mumbling and swearing about Excel? That sounds like every time of the year, not just a specific month! You could turn up the Aerosmith, to drown it out.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ooo it&#8217;s that time of the year where Kayleigh can be found mumbling and swearing about Excel whilst surrounded by reams of paper &lt;3 <\/li>\n<li>Queries, formulas, &amp; toggling excel spreadsheets. Yaay, back to work. <\/li>\n<li>at last&#8230;&#8230;..the spreadsheet is finished, well when I say finished, it&#8217;s all entered on it&#8230;&#8230;.probably loads more to do but not today <\/li>\n<li>Yo followers. Are any of you any good with Excel? I need help and will give you my eternal love if you can help me! <\/li>\n<li>Talking to my boss about Microsoft Excel is like talking to a baby about astrophysics. POINTLESS. <\/li>\n<li>so I&#8217;m totally at a loss on how to modify this excel spreadsheet&#8230; it just looks like a bunch of random numbers&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m not sure what the avg bride includes in their budget, but I just updated my excel spreadsheet w\/ EVERYTHING and it was kind of ridic. <\/li>\n<li>#PowerPivot is OLAP tech re-skinned as #Excel. &quot;Spreadmarts&quot; by contrast are often the reverse. Guess which one works better? \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Oh goody.. one of my important #PowerPivot files is crashing #Excel every time I open it&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>This spreadsheet is draining me <\/li>\n<li>My boss asked for me to keep him in the loop so I sent him an Excel spreadsheet with a circular reference error. <\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re trying to plan it all on an Excel spreadsheet and I&#8217;m sorry, Erin, but life doesn&#8217;t work like that. #mymomknowsme #plannerfail <\/li>\n<li>I liked Pages, so I bought Numbers for Mac. Damn thing is being stupid with leading zeros in zip codes. Don&#8217;t make me get Excel in here. <\/li>\n<li>How am I supposed to concentrate on my spreadsheet when #aerosmith #sweetemotion is playing? Such a great riff! <\/li>\n<li>you know you&#8217;re a nerd when all you can think about is how sexy your excel spreadsheet looks <\/li>\n<li>I AM doing my work, thank you very much, FOOL! \ud83d\ude42 It&#8217;s only Excel and it&#8217;s easy \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Doing work and listening to grime isn&#8217;t a brilliant idea. I&#8217;m hyping up and ruining my excel formulas <\/li>\n<li>I think Microsoft put Pivot Tables into Excel for the sole purpose of making my life difficult. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Templates\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excelfiles.html\">Excel Templates<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mumbling and swearing about Excel? That sounds like every time of the year, not just a specific month! You could turn up the Aerosmith, to drown it out. Ooo it&#8217;s that time of the year where Kayleigh can be found mumbling and swearing about Excel whilst surrounded by reams of paper &lt;3 Queries, formulas, &amp; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/05\/excel-twitter-20110405\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110405&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}