{"id":895,"date":"2011-04-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-06T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/06\/excel-twitter-20110406\/"},"modified":"2011-04-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-06T04:02:00","slug":"excel-twitter-20110406","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/06\/excel-twitter-20110406\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20110406"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#160;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" align=\"right\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/image3.png\" width=\"191\" height=\"161\" \/> Paisley patterns, brain explosions, and dorky thoughts \u2013 all the ingredients for a spreadsheet of love!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Haha, now using pivot tables in Excel to answer: &#8216;Are the Yankees really evil?&#8217; We don&#8217;t need computers to know that&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 #kipcamp <\/li>\n<li>Holy crap on a cracker. I am almost done with this EPIC SPREADSHEET. My shoulders hurt. My eyes hurt. My wrists hurt. Can I push on? HALP. <\/li>\n<li>Saving my work periodically, now, thanks to the power outage trauma of yesterday. *curses spreadsheet* <\/li>\n<li>I love when MS Excel&#8217;s help has a function example that doesn&#8217;t work in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Excel&#8217;s love for changing things I&#8217;ve typed into dates is REALLY annoying. <\/li>\n<li>Apparently I&#8217;m an Excel genius at work&#8230; I&#8217;m not&#8230; I just know how to make pretty shapes &amp; colours &amp; hyperlink!! <\/li>\n<li>When your whole #Excel spreadsheet consists of inter-linked pivot-tables, it&#8217;s a sign you need to move your model to #Access. <\/li>\n<li>This morning, I&#8217;m teaching a Program Manager how to use Pivot Tables in Excel. I need to write some code before my brain explodes. <\/li>\n<li>bosses + computers = bad mix. My boss just asked me why he couldn&#8217;t see the entirety of a long number in a small cell in Excel&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>I hate the only thing stopping me from making massive spreadsheets of anything really interesting is my lazyness \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>Freelance client just sent me excel sheet called, no joke, &quot;spreadsheet of love.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I love excel but I have to figure out a way to print this spreadsheet larger&#8230;where&#8217;s my magnifying glass?!?! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d feel a lot better if I could pretend these numbers are just abstract shapes, like colouring in the spreadsheet with Paisley patterns <\/li>\n<li>You made a spreadsheet? \/\/ &quot;Yeah, isn&#8217;t that what you always do when you have a problem?&quot; \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Glass of wine (check), pjs (check), excel spreadsheet &amp; @radian6 open (check), aptitude to stare at large amounts of data #priceless <\/li>\n<li>i have come up with so many equations on this stupid excel sheet i dont even know what im doing anymore&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Dorky thought of the day: an Excel spreadsheet is probably way more advanced than the world of Tron, right? <\/li>\n<li>Another day when I wish I was an excel spreadsheet pro. Ugh. Must put that on the to-learn list. Oh, and must create to-learn list. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/CreatePivotTable.html\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Functions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/30excelfunctionsin30days30xl30d.html\">Excel Functions<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#160; Paisley patterns, brain explosions, and dorky thoughts \u2013 all the ingredients for a spreadsheet of love! Haha, now using pivot tables in Excel to answer: &#8216;Are the Yankees really evil?&#8217; We don&#8217;t need computers to know that&#8230; \ud83d\ude42 #kipcamp Holy crap on a cracker. I am almost done with this EPIC SPREADSHEET. My shoulders &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/06\/excel-twitter-20110406\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitter 20110406&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}